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omg that's the sensitive white boy with a heart of gold quick everybody suck his cock

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made this post fully forgetting the New Jersey show will be happening during the full moon. you knowww mx ventriloquist is going to put Met Life Stadium into the best chaos magic ritual this town has ever seen

on the eve of each full moon, if you creep outside at the witching hour and raise your heart hands to the sky, your hearth will be blessed the following morning by a rock hard brick of homemade italian bread compliments of mikey way

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Hey so I have a ticket for MCR NJ, section 318 Row 24, Seat 28. I cannot make it due to the fact I ordered these way back before shit had *fully* hit the fan in the US and given I have very openly criticized Trump and openly organized an anti-ICE rally in 2019 when I was 18 and didn't understand infosec, and have criticized trump openly in newspapers and organized protests against him all the way in 2018 here, its REALLY not a smart idea to try crossing the border rn. I procrastinated selling my ticket after making the call not to go because of school and because I was in the midst of moving into subsidized housing. If anyone would wanna buy it off me I would love you forever, make your best offer. Ticketmaster wont let me sell it directly bc no US bank account so I have to be paid via paypal and transfer it directly.

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this little guy is looking for a forever home

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many things to laugh at re: The Key To Belleville but perhaps my favorite is Ray Toro notably being from Kearny (which is notably Not Belleville)

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Thursday Allentown PA 8.6.25

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Willem da friend :)

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PSA: i have a friend who can’t go to jersey this weekend and is looking to sell their sec 129 / row 33 ticket to mcr nj for sliding scale $200-270. DM me and i’ll give you their info

(available as of 8/6/2025)

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i'm typically excited to follow you down whatever hater road your research leads so I don't want to misunderstand here lol, which production sucks?

when i was whining about not wanting to spend $500 to go to the worst seats in smelly stinky soldier field and see 4 guys and 30 of their random friends in jeans and no backdrop play songs they wrote 20 years ago because it felt like a cash grab like i think like 5 people made vagueposts but I AM RIGHT their production sucks because they are BIG AND GREEDY and fall out boy are big and greedy too but they choose to manifest that in other ways like grifting toxic moisturizer on instagram

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this is a level 3 bat-to-wasp's-nest hater moment but the venn diagram of MCR fans and 'i like everything except rap and country' white people is so perilously close to being a circle and it's baffling to see some of y'all avoid or forget artists that don't immediately read as gay like. men's rights is fake but pick up an Idles record

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i know there are five thousand of you going to mcrnj. If none of you post any clips of thursdays set dont come home

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Yeah, im a PETA supporter. People for the epic troll of awesomeness

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on the eve of each full moon, if you creep outside at the witching hour and raise your heart hands to the sky, your hearth will be blessed the following morning by a rock hard brick of homemade italian bread compliments of mikey way

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this simple rent-lowering shitpost has triggered a decrease in post prices 15% in this week alone

170 grams always seemed like such a daunting serving size for yogurt. for you normies though, not for me and the Gurters in #progurtnation #gurttillithurts