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Funniest map on the internet

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in the war grounds, in the troubled waters, i stay fresh as shit for my bitches always

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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

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i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

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the tumblr app is so shit

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for a better tomorrow

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everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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What's funny to me is that nobody cares about copyright outside the US and maybe, I dunno, Canada and Europe? For the entire third world, it's something we politely pretend is real so we don't hurt their feelings, but it's probably the fakest and less upheld concept here, absolutely nobody cares.

Some yanqui says something deranged like "um, uh, yeah, you should pay for every time you play a song otherwise you're stealing" and we just pat their head and say "claro que sí tesoro" while we download 15 GBs of movies and the local pizzeria has a mural of like Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny to promote it.

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Source

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does the water still go up?

I SOLVED THE PUZZLE

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Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

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ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time

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Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

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as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock