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[ gotta pause here 4 the day. gettin real hot n i gotta take care o pet stuff :] ]

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The whole thing glitched out a bit but benrey helped him get to another exit so everything worked out quicker than it would have taken darnold to try to find a fix for it

Oh! Well in that case its really good to weird. Speaking from experience it feels really weird experiencing what’s essentially being ‘knocked out’ in a simulation, so I’m glad they found a way out. 

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Ahh, very understandable. Didnt know it was uh,, that rough. It feels a bit rude to ask, and you dont have to answer but! What is the half you heard?

Its all a little fuzzy and from Barney mostly but the way I see it, Barney was originally meant to own the ranch Benrey currently has now. Unfortunately some time between then and now, Barney got really sick and couldn’t go like he would have wished to, so their family kinda put all the pressure on Benrey instead. 

Benrey didn’t want to be a rancher, and Barney didn’t want to be stuck here. Barney of course has kinda taken a liking to his life with he 7Zee, but Benrey seems to put a lot of the blame for the pressure put on him, on Barney. It’s kinda fried their relationship just a little bit but..well I’m hoping some time they’ll be able to work it out, you know? 

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In our defense, sometimes friends do poke at insecurities a little too hard on accident :(

But yeah, we had been messaging your brother and Darnold about the whole "stimulation tried to trap Freeman inside it" thing that happened

Freeman almost got what now? Trapped in the Slimeulation? Can the Slimeulation like...trap people is that possible? 

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I swear to heck I'm not the guy who did that and quite frankly I do hope Barney is okay. Family can be hard and he doesn't need us comin and being mean about that.

“Being hard” is one way to put it, Barney and Benrey have had it rough between them for some time and not even I’m fully sure why. I only have half of that story. 

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Uhh, consider us friends! Don't worry abt the address stuff, we got it from a friend. We know Gordon and the rest of the guys on Far Far Range too!!

Going to be honest with you, I don’t think friends make friends storm out of the room in a heated rage because hes got it rough with his family...buut...

Said you know my little brother, so I’ll let it slide for now. 

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Hi Gordon! Sorry for the noise, one of the anons was being an ass to Barney. How's Joshua doing?

Who in th- hes fine. Who are you? Star-mail? How did you get the address to the 7Zee??

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someone sounds a little jealous that someone else has a good relationship with his brother

Oh now you’ve done it...

Fucking excuse me? I’ll have you know I’m perfectly content with the relationship I have with my sibling now, even if its a rough one currently. Yall have no idea what the relationship is like between us properly and don’t got any kinda right to just come along and bust in here and act like you know everything about us! 

What happened between us is my business and Freeman and Gordon’s relationship has nothing to do with it in anyway.

Can you two keep it down? You’re going to wake up Joshua and I just got him down for a nap. 

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Oh yeah!! Doesn't the other Gordon work with y'all too?

He does! Hes one of the best in our group, really cares about everyone out on the Far, Far Range.

Little too over protective of Freeman though, I say.

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I mean yea they're definitely not breaking anything it seems! They helped Gordon get out of the slimeulation when the door bugged out a bit, was nice of em.

Well thats good to hear at least. Freemans always been known for gettin’ himself into some kinda trouble one way or another. Long as he got out of the Slimeulation without any harm done, then its a-okay! 

I guess I can say its good to hear Benrey’s doing alright too. He hasn’t exactly talked to me in some time so...you know. If he helped Freeman then Freeman’s brother is sure to some how send him a thank you later. 

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oh ya Darnold super knows

Then it shouldn’t be too big of an issue and all that. Not unless Benrey is actively breaking things in the slimeulation, seein’ as I and Darnold worked so hard to get it up and running in the first place. It already has enough problems as is. 

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Thats a good point,, this Dude is out here findin mystery ways into the slimeulation. Do they like...Does Benrey live on Earth or Slime World?

Benrey lives over on the Far, Far Range with the rest of the ranchers. Hes been there for around a year now I’m pretty sure. 

Benrey has access to the Slimeulation? Does Darnold know? 

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OH SHIT IT HIM. THE BARN

Well howdy! Haven’t seen our star-mail this active in ages. 

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So then just don't tell Barney about it?

I can’t just not tell Barney, that’ll cause more trouble than its- 

What’er we not tellin’ me? 

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Is it possible Benrey build his own portal?

I mean...its possible. But it would have taken a lot of time and effort on their part being alone and all, not to mention they would have needed the blue prints for it too. 

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Hey Adrian!!! What's your favorite slime :O?

Thats an easy one, Cotton Slime. They look like rabbits. 

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we presumin our mystery slimeulation guy is in fact that weird relative (sibling) of his? im guessin' this aint ideal? - 🧭

Yep! Frankly I don’t got an issue with Benrey at all, I think hes a pretty cool guy, but Barney well...they don’t have the best relationship so Barney likes to get all annoying when he thinks his family’s causing problems.