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eddie diaz in every 911 episode because i miss him too much:

2.04 | stuck

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its so awesome that you can straight up write fanfiction in your head to help yourself fall asleep and it doesnt even have to be good or something anyone would ever want to read. even yourself

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Since the 9-1-1 writers seem to be having trouble with it the last couple seasons, here are my suggestions for Hen storylines that don't involve the fact that her children are adopted:

Hen has to train a probie (or Eddie) and realizes that being really good at her job doesn't mean she's good at teaching it

Hen struggles with letting go of the captaincy because she realizes that Denny and Mara aren't going to be in grade school forever but she might never get the opportunity back. She decides she needs a hobby instead.

Hen becomes captain and struggles with being the boss of her friends when she has to order them to do something they don't want to do

Chimney becomes captain and Hen struggles with her friend being the boss of her because he has to order her to do something she doesn't want to do

Hen goes back to med school

Hen's mother has to move into assisted living

Hen joins a local concert band for fun and enrichment and starts playing the bassoon again

Hen gets involved in some HOA dispute and starts doing ridiculous things to her front yard out of spite (by which I mean brings Buck and Eddie over to landscape for her)

Hen finds the gay youth incomprehensible and has a moment about it

Mara gets a crush on a boy, and Hen and Karen have to call Buck and Maddie and ask them how boys work

Hen rebuilds Bobby like Frankenstein

Hen gets injured and her light duty is working at the academy. She gets to mentor other Black women who are joining the department and make sure they have a different experience than she did.

Hen ends up with a group of probie lesbian groupies and feels weird about the way they all idealize her

Karen loses her grant money but wait! There's something fishy going on here! Now Hen and Karen are the crime-solving couple.

This is just what I've come up with off the top of my head in the last 10 minutes btw. 9-1-1 writers please consider.

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buck and ravi are partners now because eddie’s in the ambulance with hen but they’re at a scene and buck is bringing a (mildly) injured woman over to eddie and he says “don’t worry, my partner here will fix you right up.” the woman points at ravi and says “i thought he was your partner” and ravi grins and says “you cheating on me, buck?” and buck stammers “no, um, no he just—he was—we’re not—” and eddie (experiencing anger he does not understand) says “if anything he’s cheating on me with you, ravi. since he was mine first.” ravi says “yeah yeah you’re the wife and i’m the mistress, whatever. help the nice lady with her sprained wrist.” buck is trying to think of something to say besides “eddie i would never cheat on you”

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Things Eddie Diaz said in S8 9-1-1

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messy hair eddie :)

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eddie's weirdness about buck is more subtle but you can see it in the things he chooses to withhold from him. obvious example is making buck chris' guardian and keeping it a secret (???) and only telling him when he felt like he had to. then keeping it a secret from buck that he was going to move to el paso. then keeping it a secret from buck that he had gotten the job in el paso. it's not the actions themselves that are weird but the fact that he withholds these things specifically (while they tell each other everything else) means that hes AWARE. he knows he treats buck like his partner so then when he makes a big life decision without him he keeps it secret from him like a dog hiding a toy it destroyed. AND he's such a hypocrit, because when buck gives him a taste of it by getting a dog without telling him, eddie is so floored that buck would make a big life decision without telling him. like girl look who's talking! he's trying to have it both ways, have the partnership but also make decisions unilaterally. and hey... doesnt that sound really familiar? doesn't that sound like exactly what shannon said about him when their marriage was falling apart? shout out to my friend eddie who treats his boybestfriend the way he treated his ex-wife.

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buck or maddie coma dream where they switch lives

buck is a dispatcher, married to eddie (who‘s a paramedic/captain of the 118 depending on how season 9 is gonna go) with two kids (chris being one of these two)

maddie is a firefighter, in a codependent non-relationship with chimney who has a kid (jee) who maddie co-parents

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extremely extremely evil thought but the only way i'd write about lab rats would be to make buck die instead

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my hot take now that we are a little removed from it; i think part of why eddie fast changed to “fuck that guy” (non sexy way) immediately when buck started dating tommy was because yes eddie is in deep denial and/or stupid about his feelings for buck. of course. but part of it was also that he liked that tommy was wining and dining him when he was trying to hit. like i think he did like the attention. from a man. i think he liked being hit on by a man and flirted with by a man and eddie was never going to follow through on it but i think when buck started dating him instead it was (probably subconsciously) that feeling that we’ve alllll had or at least that iiiiii have had where you’re like wait what do you mean he’s not interested/is married/has a girlfriend; i thought we had a vibe going. i thought we were flirting :( and it makes you feel a little sick to your stomach?? eddietommy. to me.

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something about that kitchen…☼⋆˙⟡♡

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Buck + Yellow Sunshine ☀️☀️

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9-1-1

S08E18 : Seismic Shifts | dir. John J. Gray

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soot&beef

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redrew one of my first buddie drawings!! :D I wanted to see how much I’ve improved since November :) below is the original drawing 👇