slithery-themlin
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Max. He/Him. Transmale. Slytherin. 29. WI. Twitch: DarkPhoenix_420
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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I see no difference :D (the left drawing by Lorie Ransom <3)
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Nothing turns me on more than someone who can healthily communicate
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in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power
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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences
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YES its a knife in my pocket, AND im happy to see you. both can be true.
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Which one is your favourite? @thoughtstherapy
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well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me
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