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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

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doormat that says "burglars dni". is that anything.

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If the groundhog sees @philconnorz, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.

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When I put my hair up I think of him

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TLC n 2s elimination area:ugh being eliminated SUCKS! its so boring theres nothing to do here! this is the worst! :/

the EXIT:

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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

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Ralsei: "Mr. Old Man sir you aren't trying to give my friends cocaine are you"

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because the thing is bisexual

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you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

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Any of the plants from Plants Vs. Zombies could kill MacBeth, since they are grown from seeds rather than being born. Additionally, certain plants (such as Cactus and Sunflower) are referred to with she/her pronouns in the Almanac, so they apply for the Gender Clause. And finally, the plants are planted by the player, so if the player is not female, then all of the plants qualify for the Birth Parent Clause (certain plants are planted by Crazy Dave, but he is a male, so they apply for the BPC regardless)

Also, I know it's not part of the curse, but Torchwood and Oak from PvZ: GW2 and PvZ: BfN, respectively, could be used to make Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane

Yes, Any Plant from Plants vs. Zombies could kill Macbeth!

As explained above, the plants in PvZ are grown from seed packets and not born, so they all apply for Unconventional Birth Clause. While some rare individual plants are specified to have been planted by Crazy Dave, for the most part, whether or not a plant applies for Birth Parent Clause relies entirely on the gender of the player, as you are the person planting them in-universe.

For Gender Clause, this is again mentioned above, but almost every plant has specified pronouns, usually in the in-game Almanac, though those that don't are often specified outside of the game by Stephen Notley, who writes the official Almanac entries. Most plants seem to be referred to with he/him pronouns and therefore wouldn't count for Gender Clause, but there are many such as Sunflower and Cactus that are she/her, as well as Dazey Chain who canonically uses they/them.

Thank you for your submission! -Mod Anthem

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THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

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Found in drafts. Was I cooking or loosing my mind after 4 years no chapters.

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obsessed bc she DOES tone it down a little a second later

(i added the video because its ending me)

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some full colour, i want to draw all of the princesses like this, lemme know who yous want to see first🔥

close ups, idk if i like how the Spectre one came out lol, can always try again