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google needs to stop telling me to be empathetic to myself and needs to start telling me how to diy a lobotomy

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mercury in retrograde is the universe PMSing

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researching how to kindly tell a friend that thing shes ranting to me about genuinely sucks ball

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Racism is still bad when it’s towards Americans, hope this helps!

i literally dont care you bitches are annoying as fuck, hope that helps!

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the abel and cain complex is so real because why am i getting the urge to decapitate her cuz she told me to do my laundry

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the most annoying thing about having to admit ur christian to an atheist is when they immediately start explaining to you after why they’re atheist like 😭😭 im sorry i really dont careeeee 😭

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i find it funny when everyone is like “[their country] RAHHHHHH” during olympics like yes!! be proud! brazil rahhhhh philippines rahhhhhh indonesia rahhhhhhh etc etc. but then when an american does it, its so corny

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COMING BACK FROM WORK ON A HOT DAY AND THEN CHANGING OUT OF GROSS UNIFORM AND BURYING YOURSELF INTO YOUR NICE COOL BED LIKE ITS SAND AND UR A CRAB AND YOUR HEAD HITS THE PILLOW AND ITS SO NICE AND COOL AND YOUR MUSCLES HURT BUT ITS OK BECAUSE UR IN BED NOW >>>>>

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i find it funny when everyone is like “[their country] RAHHHHHH” during olympics like yes!! be proud! brazil rahhhhh philippines rahhhhhh indonesia rahhhhhhh etc etc. but then when an american does it, its so corny

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i better not be in a situationship with a gay man i think it would be my final straw

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when ur walking down a straight path and you see a group of high school boys up ahead SPREAD OUT HORIZONTALLY ALONG THE PATH AND START SMIRLING AND GACKLING TO EACH OTHER

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if they ever close my local library down im killing myself

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i saw my dad unloading the dishwasher without complaint today and i nearly deadass cried

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JAI HO

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I GUESS YOUD RATHER HAVE A STAR THAN THE MOON I GUESS I ALWAYS OVERESTIMATE YOUUUUU HOODOO ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU DO

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im thousand-yard staring at my double degree in the bachelor of arts knowing there is nowhere in hell i am ever going to be able to get a loan

australian university students are so cooked. wdym we have to be paying more than 10% internet rate for our HECS 😭 can somebody kill off our fat red politicians already 😭😭

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lent is coming up time to do as many sins as possible (be mean to people online and get fat on meat)