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cats seeing a basket of clean laundry and instantly plotting the coziest angle of attack to get it really dirty with cat hair
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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's
#I make typos sure everyone does but you have to know the text you just sent does not convey information#<-#YEAH
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every time someone is asked to describe what they consider to be positive masculinity (hardworking, protective, whatever) they are at a loss when the follow up question is "okay but what makes these positive characteristic masculine? women have them too"... it's almost as if it's all patriarchal bullshit lol
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living with people who didn’t match my freak when it came to food was the worst have you ever watched someone’s takeout go bad in the fridge….
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your payment method of 3 small buttons and an apple seed has been accepted
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I made a balanced lunch of all the things you guys keep wanting to eat on my blog
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don't even fucking talk to me until i've had my american cheese product, ok?
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