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they're called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice

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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

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okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

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> ascend

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NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

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your ability to genuinely capture the essence of sbahj is insane. Are you sure you aren’t actually dave?

this is the highest compliment you could give me. i am but a humble scholar of sbahj. heres a tutorial for how i make these:

if youre making a comic make sure to be incredibly lazy. extremely minimal backgrounds, copy and paste/reuse your drawings. use lots of clip art

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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

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You will never be alone in this big universe girl.

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kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

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> ascend

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4/10

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i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

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