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Goolgonginh

This is a callout post: @sloppy-simp stop adding how I like to eat ass to the author notes or I'm going to personally delete YOU

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No gay boy

This is a callout post: @sloppy-simp stop adding how I like to eat ass to the author notes or I'm going to personally delete YOU

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Sorry if I'm not being fun or silly but I literally haven't looked at this blog in like month and I have relearn how to write sjdjjfjf

At least I'll be posting today!

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Sorry to the like 3 differnet people that asked me for 3ret btw I don't think I can write for him becuase I just,,,, don't have any grasp on his character. Same thing for Bad and Sk3ppy.

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I was so busy being a normal person and not some desperate terminally online weirdo, I deleted an ask I randomly found the other day challenging me about why I wasn't posting anything ever and had completely forgotten about it until I randomly woke up this morning and found another ask like that that was almost word for word. Like full offense I have a life sorry you're bored, love! ❤

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Im 18! I am not a minor but I have question do you have to be 18 for a certain time to read you're blog? like I turned a week ago is that to fresh?

No thats fine lmao. As long as you weren't on my blog before you were 18 you aren't getting blocked!

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Aaaaand here's yphr reminder I don't do requests involving rænb00 or the minors <3

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Hi, sorry of the misunderstanding, but can you please do dream, Wilbur and techno with A,I and M but it is the yandere alphabet?

Sure thing!

Notes: yandere, slight nsft (18+), based on their DSMP counterparts, gn!reader, abuse mentioned

Dream

Affection

Very affectioate in private. Wants to hold his darling and kiss them and lay together all the time. Unfortunately wont back down most of the time if his dsrling doesn't want to be touched. If its one of those times where he won't cuddle or want intimacy, he'll just try to talk to them about things.

Ideals

Wants them to be like a stay at home spouse while he runs the smp. Has a tiny stepford spouse fantasy

Mask

Yes. Very lovesick when its just him and his darling.

Wilbur

Affection

SMOTHERING and disgustingly touchy. Calls them by petnames a lot. Thinks getting off is a great form of affection but also likes to just hang out and talk if the mood isn't right.

Ideals

He doesn't.... really know? All Wilbur knows is that he wants to spend the rest of his life with his darling.

Mask

Yeah, much more controlling and swaps between lovesick and just ANGRY. Also WAY more manipulative.

Technoblade

Affection

Likes to bring them things they like to keep them busy (or ask for forgiveness). Techno doesn't want to force them to be physically affectionate with him so he can settle on holding hands or sitting together. Any forced affection is either becuase he's upset or thinks they "need" it.

Ideals

Domestic cottagecore bliss! Just the two of them (and maybe a few close friends) living out the rest of their days in peace.

Mask

Not really. Maybe Techno sounds more lovesick than romantic when no one else is around but other than dropping thinly veiled threats and manipulation, I'd say he doesn't sound too different from normal.

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Hi, can you please do H, N and O from yandere alphabet for Dream, techno and Wilbur?

Notes: Yandere, slight nsft(18+), based on their DSMP counterparts, gn!reader, abusive behavior mentioned

Dream

Hell

Probably the initial kidnapping..... or the first successful escape from him. They've broken his heart and Dream might have to break them.

Naughty

Keep them isolated and give them the silent treatment. Maybe will starve them too.

Oppression

NEEDS to control his darling so most of their rights are taken away. Can't eat or sleep without his permission. Can't go anywhere without him. Hell- height take it one step further and dictate how they dress and force them to be intimate with him.

Technoblade

Hell

Like Dream, it's probably when they try to run away. Its made worse when he's guilt tripping them the whole time.

Naughty

Dsspite saying he doesn't want to hurt his darling, Techno WILL physically hurt them if he think its necessary. He hopes breaking a leg will get a point across.

Oppression

Since he just wants to keep them confined to his home, he'll probably just let them do anything but arm themself or leave anywhere without him.

Wilbur

Hell

Being forced to "comfort him"(?) and beg him to not hurt himself or them when he's having a nasty spiral. Those are terrifying to be caught in.

Naughty

Not above smacking his darling around or threatening their life (tho he isn't quite there yet mentally to go through with it). Also giving his darling the silent treatment until THEY apologize.

Oppression

Surprisingly not a lot? Took some autonomy away like intimate decisions butnother than that, he just forces them to hang out with him when he feels like it.

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I see the yandere simps have crawled into my inbox lmao

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If you're sending me prompts PLLEASE specify what list they're coming from becuase I reblogged more than one lmao

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Thanks for 24 followers so far!

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A reminder I don't right for the c//cs. I only write dor characterized versions of them- and even those kind of vary cause of aus and stuff.

The only rhings I wont write for is irl/c//c and streamer aus.

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I am in a tiny bit of a yandere mood,,,

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Remember I am using the yandere and the nsft/w alphabets!! So specify what you want!

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K, P & V for wilbur & dream for the nsft list?

Notes: NSFT(18+), based on their DSMP counterparts, GN!reader

Wilbur Soot

Kink

He straight up has an oral fixation. Wilbur needs SOMETHING to keep his mouth busy if his partner doesn't want to hear him.

Pace

Eratic but as long as its hard its fun.

Volume

Can whisper and be quiet if he wanted but where's the fun in that? Shamelessly moans in his partners ear and swears up a storm. Likes to talk and say all kinds of things- not everything is flirty or sexual unfortunately.

Dream

Kink

Impact play, biting, anything that lets him leave a mark on them.

Pace

Loves to go rough and fast most of the time.

Volume

Actually not that loud. Dream tries to be quiet partially for the sake of his own embarassment. Whimpers, groans, breathy moans. Will get loud on special occasions.

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Remember I am using the yandere and the nsft/w alphabets!! So specify what you want!