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"We all have the same attitude on infomercials: Who is watching this crap? Three minutes later…that’s a good point. Maybe I need a knife that can cut a penny."
Jim Gaffigan (via creepercave)
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"A woman can grow a baby inside her body; and then, somehow, a woman can deliver a baby through her body; and then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body… And when you think about the male contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really."
Jim Gaffigan, Mr. Universe, “Four Kids” (via catholicliving)
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They know we’re embarrassed to eat fast food. That’s why they invented the drive-thru.
“Listen, no one has to see you, just drive around back, and we’ll hand it out the window,”
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OW MY EYES. BLACK LIGHT + NEON STUDS = AMAZINGNESS AND NOW I’M DEAD OH NO.
Details here.
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i can’t get over his face in this scene.
look at those eyes, that smug and those lips…
god Ian, who gave you the right?
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