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baby girl i can get melancholic and sentimental over things you can't even imagine

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sometimes the executive function fairy godmother finally shows up, whacks you, and then you’ve got to run around like cinderella on a midnight deadline trying to get things done before time runs out and your brain makes it illegal again

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besties I think there’s a lot going on at the moment

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Me in fourth grade: I am a god above you all. I have a twelfth grade reading level. I'm one of the two biggest readers in school and everybody knows it. This book? Yeah, I started it yesterday. I finished it today. Yeah it's 600 pages, what about it? You fools are nothing compared to me.

Me now: I can only read fanfiction and comic books. I can't even reread my favourite books. Actually starting a new book? Not happening. Reading is still my favourite activity but I can't do it. I am physically incapable of reading more than ten pages. I had to google how to spell twelfth. My favourite books are all over 1000 pages send help.

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trying to save your Partner after watching them get shot

Bones Season 3 | Castle Season 3 | 9-1-1 Season 4

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there will never be a trope as cool as “supernatural entity communicates thru and/or fucks up technology.” when the angel/ghost/Creature burns the power out or talks thru the radio or makes the signal go haywire i jump and scream and clap my hands

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theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

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did u know that fire is shaped the way that it is bc of gravity and if it werent for gravityitd be an orb

yep! here’s what a match looks like burning in microgravity, it’s WILD

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the system WANTS you to be nihilistic btw. your hopeless cynicism will only benefit the very institutions you despise <3

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“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

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Big fan of the way lesbians do gender, it must be said

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“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay

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one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"

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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.