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9-1-1 7x06

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curls!!!

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The Tortured Poets Department is the most Taylor Swift album she’s ever put out. It’s the culmination of everything she’s ever done. It’s the teenage petulance of debut. It’s the hope and naïveté of fearless. It’s the lack of filter of speak now. It’s the emotional rollercoaster of red. It’s the pride of 1989. It’s the angst and the rebirth of reputation. It’s the hopeless romanticism of lover. It’s the storytelling and literary allusions of folklore and evermore. It’s the dark reminiscence of midnights. Which is why I think it’s resonating more with those who have been here the whole time and can see the echoes of each era in this album.

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“I love you, it’s ruining my life”

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911onabc: Every answer was delivered with so much confidence 😅 [x] ↪ Aisha Hinds and Oliver Stark

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i dont know why i am the way i am (a queer fictional relationship has been consuming my life for over a year)

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Can I ask what the problem is with classifying Pluto as the ninth planet?

Because it’s not. When the scientific community makes an informed decision about the classification of celestial bodies based on new information, you don’t just get to shove your fingers in your ears and ignore it because you don’t like it.

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"are you hurt?" (i love you.) "you were there for him when i couldn't be. that's what matters." (i love you.) "christopher would be taken care of. by you." (i love you.) "it's in my will if i die, you become christopher's legal guardian." (i love you.) "no one will ever fight for my son as hard as you." (i love you.) "because, evan." (i love you.) "you act like you're expendable. but you're wrong." (i love you. do you get it?)

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New Crow Time 🎀🏅

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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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evan buckley + shitposts

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eddie making buck chris’ legal guardian if he dies is still so funny to me years later because like. bro if this was for normal reasons you would have picked someone with less than a 70% chance of being taken the fuck out right there with you

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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i feel like the people who are making fun of the silly lyrics in ttpd don't really know taylor's music (at least, not her pre-folklore songs) because she's always had lyrics like that?? they're just now paying attention. like - her snotty little family all dressed in pastel. a gown shaped like a pastry. i guess i’ll just stumble on home to my cats! my daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be! no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity. with your organic shoes and your MILLION DOLLAR COUCH.

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles