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3 year old death grip!

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fanfiction writers are the best. when your favorite characters get killed off, messed up, or screwed over they just swoop in like

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tumblr is a bit like a flea market but instead of selling charming junk it sells lies and half understood ideas about politics

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when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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only tru 90’s kids remember dan’s bio being “some british kid that happens to be an INTERNET CULT LEADER”

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what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

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lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation

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person: How's school going?

me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident

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If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

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finish this sentence: "benedict is a hot piece of "

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My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

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Why I love Tumblr + Smooth

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