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Finding out that irl agnes tachyon sired 2755 children is like okay that doesn't sound right surely horse numbers are different because that is way too impressive a number but then it's like, okay no it's probably not that weird, i'm sure race horses have like some sort of industrialized sperm setup like there's a big agnes sperm vat where they artificially inseminate the horses, but then i guess they don't allow artificial insemination for race horses? so it's back to being impressed because that's being done manual style but wikipedia says that horses ejaculate after like 6-8 thrusts so i guess it's not actually that impressive after all. but then i guess that's 22,040 thrusts in an 11 year lifespan so when i put it like that it seems impressive again. I'm torn on if i'm impressed or not.

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MEOW >:0

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XユーザーのNamii🍞さん:「🏖️🩷 #FWMCpix https://t.co/1iN7AXXSBr」 / X ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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141 byJiwoo [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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"She won 5th place in the spelling bee ✨" by @ShibeDraws

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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

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skeb

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natural-born traffic controller

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壬氏...様？ by ProfNote [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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Fox activation

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🐟 by スカイ [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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Konosuba X Monster Hunter

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G'night tumblr~!