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Steve and soda call two bit "howdy doody"

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Hey love!! Congrats with the 700 followers!❤️ Really deserved! Can I please ask for a Work room talk with prompt 1 from the fluff list with JJ Maybank? Thankyouu 💖

Thank you so much🤍🤍

You walk into the living room and see jj sitting on the couch with his arms crossed, that same scowl on his face that often adorned his face when he was upset. You knew why he was upset, you two had just had a small argument over whose turn it was to do the laundry, you know you did it last but he swears it was him. It was stupid but sometimes these little things happen in relationships, you didn’t want there to be any tension between you two anymore so you took things into your own hands.

You walked over to the couch and sat next to him, you purposely made sure your legs were touching slightly just to gauge how he was feeling about you in the moment, when he didn’t pull away you knew he was just putting up a front. jj was trying so hard to pretend he was upset with you even though he stopped caring immediately after the argument ended, you gently put your hand on his shoulder and ask him softly “are you still mad at me, baby?”

He doesn’t respond but you can see a small smile curling up on his lips, you chuckle softly and slowly move your hand down his arm, you gently untuck his arms and take a hold of his hand. “Is that a smile I see?”

His smile grows a little before he clears his throat and tries to fight his smile "I can't smile at you, I'm mad." Despite his words he interlock his fingers with yours and gives your hand a slight squeeze. You knew he’d couldn’t stay mad at you for long…he never did.

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guysss I lowk wanna start writing again but I can't even write my lab report that was due 2 days ago 😝😝

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my parents got confused and chose gay thot thought daughter son

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tw rant

why r u going to ask about my day and then invalidate my feelings when I tell u what bothers me

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💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

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💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

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💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

LOVE U POOK

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guyyyszzzz I'm tweaking I'm rewatching asoue and like I want Klaus so bad my bookworm bf 😍😍

First off your username is a whole ass mood, also, could I request a fic with Klaus Baudelaire? Their on the Qeequeg and reader gets jealous of Fiona and her flirting with klaus. I’m a whore for Klaus Baudelaire

Guess (Klaus Baudelaire X GN!Reader)

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Summary: Y/n has been with the Baudelaires since they showed up on Monty’s doorstep. When they board the Queequeg, Y/n can’t help the jealousy overcome when Fiona gets a little too close to Klaus.

A/N: I can’t remember the exact plot of the grim grotto, so in this they’re all just kinda hanging out on the Queequeg ig lol

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If you had asked Y/n L/n where they saw themself in a few months, they wouldn’t have guessed all the unfortunate events they and the Baudelaires had experienced. Bouncing from guardian to guardian, only tagging along with the Baudelaires because the late Dr. Montgomery Montgomery, their own guardian, was tragically murdered and coincidentally wanted Y/n to be taken care of by the also late Josephine Anwhistle. Being chased down by a homicidal, overgrown theater kid after the Baudelaire fortune. 

They also wouldn’t have guessed their current predicament, being stuck in a submarine captained by a teenager. Her name was Fiona Widdershins. She had become captain of the Queeqeug ever since her stepfather got a distress call from a manatee. She was looking for a sugar bowl, the same one that the Baudelaire’s former guardian Esme Squalor was after. 

She was also very captivating, especially to a certain Baudelaire. And it pissed Y/n off.

Klaus wasn’t theirs; they knew that. Y/n was constantly reminded of that. But watching as he and Fiona worked closely together to locate the sugar bowl, flirty remarks from her every now and then, Y/n couldn’t stop the jealousy from overcoming them.

“He doesn’t even know her,” Y/n muttered as she watched the two laugh at a joke from afar. 

“You know,” Y/n was startled by Violet’s sudden presence beside them, “You could tell him how you feel. It would be better than moping around, watching the two of them.”

“Absolutely not.” Y/n shook the ridiculous idea away. “That would end in disaster.”

“How so?”

“When Klaus rejects me-”

“He won’t.”

“Fine. If he rejects me, we’ll still be stuck together in a submarine until God knows when. And the situation’s awkwardness would be so suffocating that I would jump out into the sea to escape it.”

“Oh, don’t be so dramatic.” Violet laughed at the visual of Y/n’s words. “Klaus won’t reject you, Y/n. I know it.”

“Then why is he flirting with Fiona right in front of us like that?”

“He probably doesn’t see it as flirting, just regular conversation. Klaus may be book smart, but he’s not exactly versed in things like relationships.”

Y/n knew this was true. They had known the Baudelaires long enough to know that they weren’t very experienced when it came to romantic feelings. Most of the experience they did have was from the people they had encountered when their unfortunate events had first started to occur.

“Whatever, I’m still not gonna tell him.”

“Tell who what?” Y/n was again startled by another Baudelaire sibling, Klaus. It seemed that Fiona had gone to steer the submarine in the needed direction, because she was out of the room. 

“Actually, we were talking about-” Y/n put their hand over Violet’s mouth to stop her from exposing them.

“Nothing!” Y/n had said that louder than they intended to. They cleared their throat. “We weren’t talking about anything.”

Klaus gave Violet a look. Y/n couldn’t decipher what the look meant, he looked confused, but there was some kind of message in his eyes. Violet apparently knew the message because she made up some excuse to leave.

“I’ll go check on Sunny.” She left quickly, leaving Klaus and Y/n alone in the room.

“Shouldn’t you go back to Fiona?” Y/n immediately hit themself mentally for the question. Why did they feel the need to bring Fiona up now that she and Klaus had finally taken a break from flirting with each other?

“Why would I go back to Fiona?” Klaus looked even more confused. Y/n couldn’t help rolling their eyes.

“Why wouldn’t you? You two were flirting and close together so much that I’m half surprised you didn’t start kissing right there.” Why was Y/n digging themself into an even deeper hole?

Klaus laughed.

Why the hell was he laughing?

“Y/n, are you jealous?” He asked, looking intently at them. They averted their eyes, knowing that looking at him would reveal everything. They didn’t feel like jumping out of the submarine right now.

“That’s absurd.” They scoffed. “Public displays of affection are just disgusting, that’s all.” Klaus laughed again.

“Disgusting? Really?” He took Y/n’s hands in his, making them look at him. “Y/n, there was nothing affectionate about my conversations with Fiona.”

“Maybe not on your side, but she seemed to think differently.”

“Why do you care so much?”

“I don’t want to see some girl flirting with the guy I like. Is that such a crime?” Y/n started punching themself on the inside again. Klaus looked pleasantly surprised.

“Last time I checked, it’s not.” Y/n couldn’t understand why he was being so cheeky. “If it makes you feel any better, though, I have it on good authority that the guy you like isn’t interested in Fiona.”

Oh. 

“Oh, um… Is the guy I like interested in anyone?” Y/n asked. They had a feeling where this was going, but you could never be too sure about these kinds of things. Klaus nodded.

“Yes, he seems to like a particular someone.”

“And that is?”

Klaus moved closer to Y/n, leaning down. Their lips were so close to touching yet so far.

“Guess.”

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WAIT THERES DIFFERENT COLORED BOOPS ?? SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THKS KS CUZ ITSBSK XUTE

GUYS HOW DO BOOPS WORK IM GETTING RHEM AND I RHKNK IM GIVING TBEM BACK BUT WHAT R THHEY

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GUYS HOW DO BOOPS WORK IM GETTING RHEM AND I RHKNK IM GIVING TBEM BACK BUT WHAT R THHEY

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smut's fun. have you ever read soul crushing, heart aching, head throbbing comfort that makes your eyes burn out of your head to the point where you just have to crawl into a ball because your inner child feels so safe? haha... yeah smuts fun.

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what the fuck do i even say about this

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thays scary right there

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POOK YOU NEED TO GET SOME XAVI AND FUERZA REGIDA ON UR PLAYLIST !!

I REALLY REALLYYYY RECCOMEND THE ONES W THE STARS !! SOME OF THE OTHER INES ARE SUPER GOOD BUT THESE R ON MY MIND RN

ella baila sola 🫶🫶🫶 (i understand nothing 💀)

BELLA ELLA SABE QUE ESTA BUENA QUE TODOS ANDAN MIRANDOLA COMO BAILA