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taiki shuttles a full raatid foot taller than urara how does this even happen mannn my horse needs more calcium in her diet or summat

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in america 🦅🦅 🦅we put sportsbras in our hamburgers

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one of the best things about uma musume is how all of the horses are kinda weird or dumb in an endearing way. like even the most determined and serious horse will eventually be found somewhere on campus staring at the vending machine looking confused and when you talk to her she'll say "where do these drinks come from? there's no clear sign of entry... could it be divine providence?" or have a training event where she says something like "how do hot dogs survive in the wild with no limbs or eyes? the urge to survive must be strong... i want to get stronger too, like the hot dog." (strength went up!)

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activities!

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love their dynamic so so much (ragebaiter and ragebaited)

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golshi's wheel of cube

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Giving them all peanuts 🥜

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and they were roommates

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[Nothing Hard Work Can’t Solve!] Daiwa Scarlet SR support stories

original by @punkitt-is-here (all comes back to horses)

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me when i first played sakura bakushin o's career: honestly this is kind of a bummer? why do we keep lying to her : ( can't we let her race in whatever she wants?

me, after playing a million careers where these damn horse girls keep wanting to run in races they're awful at: thank god sakura bakushin o is so fucking stupid

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release the horses. theyre weird

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taiki shuttle my goat

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big fan of this guy. uhh. mac n cheese.

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I'LL BLOW UP THIS FUCKING BURGER KING

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early game ena:

ena, a year later: