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writing tip #3889:

writing is kinda like writing, in that you write

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fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

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here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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Sproingggggggggg

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"the fuck do you mean mcshep sg:a is like the blorbo equivalent of substitution therapy for alanbarry rcu. what does that even mean. the autism finally fried your gay little brain" yeah! but im not wrong!!!

we have a

a traumatized, self sacrificing, emotionally repressed, self destructive stoic with mommy AND daddy issues. drenched in irony as a defense mechanism and only comes out of his serious shell for a chosen few. has a bestie whomst is the only person hes more comfortable being silly with but also makes unnecessarily cruel quips about and takes his help for granted. would do anything for his loved ones including killing himself or someone else no questions asked. hes rich and traditionally handsome and also the chosen one but hes also very much just some fuckin guy. has a harrowing experience where his own self loathing puts him through a personalized torture hell made flesh bc deep down he thinks he deserves to suffer

and also his

neurotic, allergic, hypochondriac martyr motormouth nerd. real verbal bulldozer with the cutting commentary who says too much and gets on people's nerves cos he hides his insecurities behind bluster and ego. a shameless coward, yet hypercompetent and loyal and always steps up when needed. weird about women in a horny way that would probably not fly in media made today and yet so openly desperate for the bestie's approval that hes visibly flustered when he gets anything resembling a compliment from him in a way thats real difficult to read as just platonic interest anymore. regular lookin stocky guy with blue eyes and a receding hairline and no fashion sense. has a harrowing experience where he thinks the bestie died and he never fucking recovers from the loss psychologically, dedicating the rest of his life to doing whatever he can to right this wrong

you see. you see my vision. im not wrong ive never been wrong in my life and i wouldnt start now

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stubbed my toe and accidentally did enough damage to launch myself into phase two where I have a more agile moveset but an unmistakable air of sorrow

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kelarotta (reclaimed slur)

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Ku kaveriporukka elää kaikki Kelan tuilla se ei oo friends with benefits vaa

Benefits with friends✨️

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Just know, when looking at my blog: This is who is on the other side of the screen

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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me double checking that the ask i’m sending isn’t going to contain my ip address and a photo of my own ass that i never took

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I had to have someone tell me that I can’t keep sending gift baskets as a panic response

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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?