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when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

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i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

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Don’t ever come back to a relationship that was already ended, it just like repeatedly reading a book that you have already know the ending.

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shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway

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if something makes you go ’!!!!’ inside it’s worth keeping around

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what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

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sometimes you gotta: thank god that’s finished! and move on girl

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i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

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Maui is not obese

Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?

That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this

as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?

Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.

This… 

is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 

You know who else is strong?

These guys…

And Maui…

Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.

And this guy…

That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.

There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.

Now… look at Maui again.

That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.

It’s just big and not ‘defined’.

And people aren’t used to that.

(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)

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i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

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7 selfies of 2017! except most of them are gifs lmao

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