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its labor day where the fuck is homestar runner
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
#me when i have to go to bed before midnight and wake up at 7 am#could always go to bed earlier but who else is gonna smoke this weed!
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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how much screen time do you have per day?
i never wanna think about that in my whole life
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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world
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i often think about my ex and I'm not sure anymore if I miss *HIM* or if I miss the mental state I was in at that time
#i genuinely do miss the partnership we had in terms of being friends#as well as partners#but i feel very lonely these days and really miss having aomeone i felt like.#i want to tell NAME about XYZ#more than any romantic desire#i just miss that. i would have a funny day at work i know what im gonna tell (W/B)
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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening
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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
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