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who's gonna love me like this
loving the new lorde so far
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loving the new lorde so far
#started late definteky wont finish the album tonight but enjoying shapeshifter#feeling things from man of the year to be honest#how i hope that im remembered my gold chain my shoulders my face in the light i didnt think hed appear#yknow
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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absolutely unbelievable patience here coming from me
#im trying so hard to not pay 10 real dollars on pokemon again#and its digital pokemon so its even worse#at least 10 dollars on real pokemon goves me 10 cards
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last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters
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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.
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dude your album's opening track fucking bit me
#the 1#fearless#state of grace#willow#i forgot yhat you existed#tim mcgraw for personal reasons#and when you hear taylor swift i hope you hear my favorite songs the ones i sang to all night long#fr fr. to my ex
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if you have like 20 variations of 1 fandom, count that as 1
#kpop as a whole slender and one other cant remeber#i usually just unfollow if blogs start really posting what i dont care about but my irl friends i am NOT DOING THAT#but also person whom i am reblogging from already knows theyre the reason i have kpop as a whole blovked
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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
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I'm on facebook marketplace lowballing your sister
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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