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Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

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Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

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My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

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When I need something to use during a procedure that I forgot to sterilize, and no one has a spare

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When you and your patient just click

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When your boss tells a joke and you are all

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When your patient acts really weird

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Patients who wanna spend half the time talking and put you behind schedule

Really I need to work!

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When your small talk involves discussing the weather

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When you get that Dr discount

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Patients who never show up for their appointments and then get mad that nothing is getting done got me like

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Patients who think pressure = sharp are all

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What I want to do to parents who freak their kids out about getting local anesthesia as I’m holding the syringe

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Showing patient what floss is for the first time

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learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”