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just popping in to wish you a happy Shaperil and ask. . .

What is your favorite kill by Corey? And which one is the hottest, if different?

HAPPY SHAPERIL BESTIE! So glad you're doing it again this year <3

Favorite Corey kill is definitely Willy. I've talked to both my spouse and Anna @hersweetrevenge about if Michael has a sense of humor, and I think to some degree he does, and it shows in his kills. Corey has it too, a little bit. While I do think he finds pleasure in killing, I think revenge is definitely his primary motivator and that makes him care less about the kills being amusing to him. That being said, he definitely does consider his own amusement and Willy's kill is maybe the most obvious place we see some humor in Corey's violence. Willy spent years talking shit and Corey not only breaks his jaw and cuts off his tongue, which is the most direct punishment for the crime a victim commited against Corey, but then leaves his tongue on the turn table to interrupt the music that's playing. A loudmouth's own tongue used to silence his radio show. It's fun.

Also it's the most brutal kill as far as like... sensations on the killer's side? Like his Margo and Terry die pretty gruesomely and painfully on the victim's end, and the thing with the corkscrew is completely nuts, like how much force do you need to pierce someone's skull through a bag with a fucking corkscrew?? Jesus Christ lol. But to hold someone's head in your hands and smash it, to use the SCISSORS... idk the Willy kill is like the scariest to me in terms of what Corey has become willing to do with his own hands, if that makes any sense at all lol

Also also, it's mostly practical effects and the broken jaw makeup is so good, i think they only had one tongue to cut and they nailed it!

Hottest kill is Doug of course. And I know I don't have to explain to you why lol it's shot sensually on purpose and then he goes and has actual sex immediately after, they knew exactly what the fuck they were doing lol. But also I really like the way he manipulates Doug and that in the novelization Corey oinks at him too haha. He's so devious and bitchy, it's almost more of a Ghostface kill than a Michael kill, which makes it hotter to me lol. Thanks for asking! Anyone else who has asks about Corey or Michael or the Halloween franchise (I've seen them all!) is welcome to come celebrate Shaperil with me!

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Happy Halloween!

My final Halloween franchise ranking!

Ends, 2018, 1978, RZ Halloween, H20, Kills, Halloween II, Halloween 4, Halloween 6, Halloween 5, RZ Halloween II, Halloween Resurrection

I predicted my ranking in this post at the beginning of the month and now that I've watched all of them, I have returned with my final ranking. It's so funny because half of the movies didn't move at all, and I got my top 3 and bottom 2 correct! That's not really surprising to me tho, the top 3 are some of my favorite movies, period, and the ones I've seen the most times. I sort of felt bad putting Resurrection last in my prediction because I didn't think it could possibly be as bad as everyone said it would be, but it was genuinely worse than I ever dreamed lol (I should note I watched the director's cut of 6, and the theatrical cut of everything else)

I decided to complete a tier list too, because I felt like that paints a better picture. Some of the movies moved around a lot as I progressed through watching them all, and I didn't feel like the ranking had enough nuance to express my love for my top 3 and my disdain for Resurrection.

I had so much fun! There isn't one I wouldn't rewatch honestly lol. I would probably only rewatch Resurrection like, on in the background at a party, but I would rewatch it.

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My spouse loves nothing more than to give someone a dumb nickname or make a joke out of their name, so in honor of the Ends anniversary here is a list of things they’ve called Corey in the last year and my thoughts:

Corey Cummingham ~ obvious, derivative, low effort. C-

Corey Stunningham ~ really cute lol he is stunning actually. but still not putting in much creativity. C+

Whorey Sluttingham ~ here we go, better creativity, and going harder on the affectionate degradation by altering both names. and he is a huge slut lol very accurate. B+

Servey Cuntingham ~ okay we go around on this one because it's the most creative, I had to teach them what serving cunt meant and they integrated it quickly so high marks for learning fast. however... does Corey serve cunt? lolol he serves so many things, but is cunt one of them? I'm not sure it is but I'll give it a pass. A-

Snorey Nappingham ~ he's not dead, just eepy. he's just takin a little nap 🥹 you can wake up now Corey. YOU CAN WAKE UP NOW 😭😭😭

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Sorry if you didn't like Halloween Ends but it's not for you, David Gordon Green made it like that for me because he loves me.

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also please make sure you're following my new main! this blog is now an archive, I had to upgrade this blog to main blog so i could interact with y'all better, but i think i'm still missing a few moots over there. love you!

Happy First Day of Halloween! 🎃🔪

As we approach everyone's favorite holiday, and the one year anniversary of Halloween Ends, I have a bunch of things in the works to celebrate. I won't be announcing anything concrete just yet, but watch this space!

I am thinking of hosting a Halloween Ends watch party on discord on/around the anniversary (October 14), so if you're interested in that and have input on date/time lmk!

I also bought all three novelizations physically yesterday to get in the spirit and something may or may not come of that for y'all.

Thank you all so much for an amazing year in this fandom, even those who are less active now, I remember you fondly and I hope to see you back for the anniversary, and those I haven't interacted with, thank you for being around! This has meant so much to me and I'm so proud of what I've accomplished thanks to this silly little movie and you guys! I wish we were all at H45 together rn 💕

@hersweetrevenge @toxicanonymity @rebel-blue @cordelium @wolvesandvampires @ethanhoewke @hall0ween-twn @heartrot666 @clemkruckinnie @futurewife @bbwithaknife @multifandom--mess @yllcm

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okay so this eddie munson x valedictorian!reader is coming along so slowly but! the end is in sight and i think it's probably gonna be like 15k words all told. i've been writing it like a one shot (ha) but my regular writing style lends itself to chapter-ification pretty decently (and i think it would end up being 3-5 chapters) so!

@hersweetrevenge @rebel-blue @wolvesandvampires @toxicanonymity @cordelium @heartrot666 @percygranate

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WIP Poll Game

another post I was tagged in by @toxicanonymity. i've been out of town and out of the swing of writing so thank you for a great way to get back into it (:

rules: make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner got {i'll probably write a sentence for every vote, period lol} {i don't have as many followers as her so let's see how much damage y'all can do lolol}

relevant links to help you decide: clean again master post | number 5 with a bullet masterpost | spend the night (bouncer!corey pt 1) | sandwhiched (corey x reader x allyson) | melt with you (eddie x reader)

@wolvesandvampires @ethanhoewke @hersweetrevenge @rebel-blue @heartrot666 @hall0ween-twn @cordelium no pressure for y'all to do polls of your own if you don't want to or don't have enough wips! i'm just tagging you since y'all are my most invested mutuals lol

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Kate Kretz embroidery

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im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny

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I wanna be the first corpse on the cover of vogue

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How Surface Texture Affects Bloodstain Patterns

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When I made this blog I thought it would literally get 4 followers and be abandoned within a couple weeks 😅 instead you guys have been super awesome and the community has meant so much to me the last 10 months!

But if I had predicted it would go this well, I would've made a separate account instead of making this a side blog :p not being able to interact directly from this blog has been a huge annoyance. There's no GOOD time to migrate blogs but rn while Clean Again is on hiatus, is probably the best I'm gonna get unless I wait until it's finished.

So! I made a new blog, which will become @ slutforstabbings, and this one will stay here, inactive, as @ slutforstabbings-archive.

What's going to happen to Clean Again and Number 5 with a Bullet? When I post new chapters/entries they will be on my new blog. I'll reblog them here. The new blog will have links back to what's already been posted here, and you can always also read on AO3. All new work, including the requests I'm working on, will be posted over there!

If we're mutuals or we talk in DMs or whatever, keep an eye out for me to be following you from the new blog (since I'll actually be able to interact from a URL people recognize now 🥹)!

This blog will be officially inactive (other than to reblog clean again and nfwab) later in August.

ok love you bye

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Louis... mon cher... Je sais that la petite mademoiselle Claudia means a lot to you, je veux what's best for her too. Mais, pour être honnête, Je ne think pas she's as happy with us in our home as she would be otherwise. Fortunately, I have found a group of mentors seemingly adequate to her needs. These cinq garçons, musiciens majestueux, one has your namesake, Louis, offer une grand récompense monétaire pour l'adoption d'une fille, and ous can see her when they're on toure. Elles cinq sont called... Une Directioneaux???

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Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

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Collection

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DEL TORO I AM PUTTING MY HEART IN YOUR HANDS AND LOOKING AT YOU WITH BIG WET EYES PLEASE DO THEM GOOD