mlp roleplay [18+ only]
*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you
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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everything abt this
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Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butthead, in Rolling Stone in 1993.
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Happy Desert Blues day.
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there needs to be more content specifically aimed at people who grew up in the middle of rural bumfuck nowhere who love the shitty worn down rusty pickup truck unclean gas station bigfoot sighting 200 degree weather dirt-eating redneck vibe of it all without the whole homophobic white christianity thing
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I don’t have the will or the patience to block every porn bot that follows me at this point
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I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????
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Can you imagine how good life would’ve been of puppets were taken seriously as an art form like Jim Henson wanted? Even Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal weren’t allowed to really be seen as more than just kids movies because nobody can see puppetry as an art form for anyone but children.
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blunt rotation with the artists of songs #4 and 20 on your Spotify Wrapped ready go
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they’re putting me under house arrest for saying I wanted to fuck that old man
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Sometimes ur 6 and talking about Pokémon with ur cousin and sometimes ur 26 and talking about Pokémon with ur cousin time is a flat circle
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having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today
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