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I read mine and I thought what a slutt — I pronounced it in the English agape ( as in wide open — lol )

the signs as the six types of love

Eros // passionate, physical, and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love — Taurus, Cancer

Ludus // a love that is played as a game of a sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once — Aries, Sagittarius

Storge // an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity — Virgo, Gemini

Pragma // love that is driven by the head, not the heart — Capricorn, Aquarius

Mania // obsessive love; experience great emotional high and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers — Leo, Scorpio

Agape // selfless, altruistic love; spiritual — Libra, Pisces

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“Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.”

— Unknown

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“I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter.”

— Unknown

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…. to turn a page that countless fingers before me have pored over and achieved understanding with knowledge ….

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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This is what I need when I’m making my famous Bechamel sauce ….

Gianluca

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Wild Animal illustrations

Athens, Georgia-based illustrator Katy Lipscomb creates colourful marker illustrations of dreamy wild animals. Katy illustrates a wide range of animals that include reindeers, wolves, owls and even dragons. Check out the rest of her work on Instagram here.

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Intricate Geometric Animal Illustrations by Kerby Rosanes

Kerby Rosanes aka Sketchy Stories is an illustrator from Manila, Philippines. The young sketch artist specializing in amazingly detailed and elaborate doodles has been recognized by international and notable art communities after reverting to a part time professional career in design and has been featured in design blogs and magazines.

“Doodling” is looked down as a lesser refined art technique but Rosanes has brought the humble art to the forefront with his intricately detailed, creative and complex drawings. Taking a plain black fine marker to a sheet of paper, he explores a versatile range of themes such as  surrealism, abstract art, cartoons, and complex floral patterns. From precisely mimicked animal portraits with a face partially made from mechanical gears similar to clockwork, and many portraits and subjects trapped together in the middle of inseparable yet opposing elements, the artist depicts the struggle of contemporary with classic.

Kerby Rosanes has amassed a huge following on his Instagram profile where he showcases most of his work. The artist has come a long way from sketching doodles as a hobby to becoming a  professional artist whose works are recognized and appreciated by fans and critics alike. You can buy his work in his Society6 shop.

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And be the light that they will pass on to their children

Tell your kids things

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Now I need an icecream fix !!!

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

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I wonder how it looks in a thong?

How insulting 🤭🤭

👉👉 °FOLLOW ME° for more nonsense

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Let’s see how afraid the Republicans need to be in November …!!!

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Is this where I yell “Make a wish !!!”

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Feather

The wind grieves

rooftops touch

under grey skies,

pregnant with sorrow.

Glass broke

under foot

and clouds

spoke their truths.

Shadows never

show their faces,

nor form under

overcast light.

All landmarks

and way points

dispersed;

nothing is familiar

now,

it is utterly freeing;

utterly disorienting.

All is not lost

on those who are

free to perceive

gravities edge,

bent around

a magnetic core.

Bird brains do

the maths

and direction

can be found

even with

blind sight.

A feather falls

to show me the way.

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Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

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When you are alone and have a heart attack….what are you going to do ?

A really good post that can't be shared often enough:.

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

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You are really tired and frustrated.

All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

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Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

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Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

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How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

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But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

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Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

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Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

9. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

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