when did you decide to become a slut?
When I accidentally motor boated a deranged woman.
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What do you do when all the Magis reject you and you finally settle down with everyone’s favorite Grandpa, but he’s a little bit insane and is now taking over you and destroying the world?
Asking for a friend.
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When Sharrkan brags about his huge snake its fine but when I do it people tell me it’s “inappropriate” and “you’re scarring the village children”?
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At one point I drew a plan to make Sindria a nudist colony but Jafar told me to shut up or he’ll take away my drinking privileges.
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My crotch leaf and I have a very meaningful relationship.
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If it moves I’m humpin’ it.
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