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If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

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Music fads that all happened within a few years of each other during my childhood, for reasons I have yet to understand:

Gregorian chants

Specifically European techno

1940s swing pastiche

Music purposefully formulated for choreographed line dancing

That time Jewel tried to make yodeling happen

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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(Image ID; a small bar of soap featuring an image of Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Text beside him reads ‘Jean Luc Picard’s Make It Soap. Earl Grey Scented!’ with the Next Generation logo in the corner. /End ID)

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other.

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nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

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Silly things happen on tumblr dot com

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i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

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tbh the rat balls article confirms a lot of what i worry about these days which is that no one is actually reading anything. people are just mashing "ok" on things and don't actually care. there's no actual quality control because to turn things down for their quality means turning down money for a submission

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Just ate 2/3 of the way through a babybel cheese but stopped because I got full

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I think I peaked with this art specifically

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saw someone say that they block "ageless blogs" and for a moment i imagined, like, cthulhu having a tumblr

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Building a personality around hating children in public, while also infantilising dogs and wanting them everywhere, is something I will never understand. Better to have the messy passions of human life than cutesy docility and ownership.