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The more I learn about the stock market the less I understand. What do you mean there’s trillions of dollars in there. What do you mean it just disappears and comes back but sometimes it doesn’t. What do you mean the numbers have business hours.
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JUMPED out of bed to make this and managed to fit it perfectly within tumblr image limits 🔥🔥🔥
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you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth
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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic
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oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?
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M y life is like an absurdist comedy where things keep happening to me
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FLASH WARNING ⚠️
"all our food KEEPS BLOWING UP"
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