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And Peggy

damn google that’s rough

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We’re mutuals because we both played fortnite and I told you I was a US Switch player (pc player now) and you called me a punk ass bitch.

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

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(I actually like Doctor Who but its harder to ragebait with 2/3)

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I think all 3 shows are stupid go fuck yourselves

(Not you @eucalyptus-gl0bulus )

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

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Shadow the Hedgehog is edgy but damnit you can never call him insincere

i think people conflate “this thing is edgy” with “this thing is insincere and mean-spirited” far too often

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"If you could have any minecraft mod irl, what would it b-" Dimensional Doors. Give me the quartz door

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Please remember to keep your eye on the executive orders.

Four days ago, the “Ending Crime and Disorder on America’s Streets” executive order was passed. This is one of the most, if not the most horrific executive order to date. It essentially ends all federally funded harm reduction and crisis intervention services. This will kill people. It also forces them into “humane, long term institutional settings”. This will kill thousands of people. Not “might”, will. And when reading this, remember his party considers all gay and trans people mentally ill. This will massively affect the houseless community especially with so many be queer, disabled, etc.

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Anyone else getting that ad where a backpack is singing the most yuri coded song I’ve ever heard to some random guy?

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I DONT REMEMBER MEOWTH CALLING HIM JIMMY?!?

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The worst thing to happen at a concert this month

i was sacrificed due a hot dog condiment vote at the mcr concert and all i got was this stupid t shirt

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:D

SLIME?

yeah! goop day to you :3

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…If I stop seeking external validation will you guys like me more?

You guys have GOTTA learn to stop seeking absolution from strangers online.

If someone says "haha Americans are so self-centered they don't know anything about other countries", you don't gotta jump in and explain that actually it's not your fault because you had a bad education. Just learn from the post and move on!

If someone says "white people hate rap because they're racist", you don't gotta jump in and start listing all the totally valid reasons you personally don't like it. You don't have to justify your music taste to strangers, just move on!

If someone says "people should be more involved in their local communities" you don't gotta jump in and start listing all the reasons that you personally can't leave your house and so actually the original post is really ableist. Just accept that the post doesn't apply to you and move on!

Stop publicly demanding that the internet absolve you of sins that some random dipshit made up, it is always going to make you look bad and you'll wind up trapped in an anxious cycle of needing external validation for every aspect of your personality. You don't have to justify yourself to randos on the internet.

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The strong will survive

If someone is willing to go to the bathroom in a stall filled with blood and shit you should let them. They’re clearly strong enough.

just because someone is rude or oblivious doesn't mean they should get sick or spread potential pathogens to others.

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Update on my Mario shipping opinions: I’m tired. I want them all to be together. The brothers, all 4 princesses, every single adult paper mario partner, and Waluigi are in a polycule until further notice. Fuck you.

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Im losing my fucking mind over this tumblr ad who the fuck is this man and what the fuck is a Chower?

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Holy shit South Park

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Soooo Norman Takamori?

love how foo fighters from jojo is objectively the dead body of a young woman who had her body and mind parasitized by a collection of sentient plankton. but then she's like "yo this girl whose body i've stolen was into kidnapping children and she was already dead anyway so it's not like she was using it" and the result is a cute and cool weird girl so nobody cares

came back wrong but it's fine actually cause we like her. good for her