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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

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Wet baby

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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

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The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

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American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

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Cassettes had a side A and a side B. They were succeeded by the CD. Fucking start of the alphabet. Mind blown.

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@einekleinecubasianfraulein this is what I was telling you about

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

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Support us! 💓

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We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

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Respect.

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this girl did not have do Alvin n ‘em like that omg

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gabriel lost then won twice

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When parents say “Go to your room and think about what you’ve done,” it’s actually really good practice for what you’ll do every night as an adult.

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She is Ms. Frizzle we really need!