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Call me a nerd for noticing this but BTS had the mirror of Erised in their VCR during the MMAs

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Ravenclaw: I'm sorry.

Slytherin: Are you, really?

Ravenclaw: No, not really, but society tells me I have to be.

Slytherin: ... I feel ya.

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Slytherin: Ha, I'm a piece of trash.

Hufflepuff: As someone who cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven ok?

Slytherin: ... You smooth fucker... Yes.

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Gryffindor: *lying awake in bed* Hey are you asleep yet?

Slytherin: Yes.

Gryffindor: Oh okay, I won't bother you then.

*two years*

Gryffindor: ...

Gryffindor: Wait a fucking second.

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Sirius: I am darkness personified.

Remus: You sleep surrounded by stuffed animals.

Sirius: Traitor.

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Hufflepuff: Holy shit! Is that the ocean?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, buddy, that's the ocean.

Hufflepuff: What's on the other side of it there?

Ravenclaw: Europe.

Hufflepuff: How long would it take-

Ravenclaw: Do not try and swim to Europe. Do not.

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Actual conversation:

My son: Mom, who’s Sirius Black?

Me: (about to expound on the virtues of Sirius Black before she’s interrupted)

My husband: He would have been your father except he’s gay and fictional.

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Actual conversation:

My son: Mom, who’s Sirius Black?

Me: (about to expound on the virtues of Sirius Black before she’s interrupted)

My husband: He would have been your father except he’s gay and fictional.

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“Reading isn’t so much an escape from your world as it is an expansion of it.”

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Sirius: Remus, what’s your last name?

Remus: Um, it hasn’t changed since we met … ?

Sirius, getting down on one knee: Maybe it’s time it does.

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Will these magical pills help turn any frowns upside down today?

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Slytherin: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into -

Hufflepuff: You sleep with a stuffed giraffe.

Slytherin: he is mY SeConD IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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@hpeditsnet creation event: get to know our members week

                        ☞ day one: favorite main character ▸ remus lupin

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We’re in this together!

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                                                 hp aesthetic → the marauders

                       “There were four heroes as it were in the previous generation                     and one of them betrayed the others, and then there were the three.”

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harry potter meme → [1/7 relationships] Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy

is this love, Malfoy? 

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the ones who love us never really leave us.

request by hayley–williams