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modern au Jon Snow literally just Greta Thunberg

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Can't believe the only compelling romances in the whole stormlight archive are not only those that don't last but also specifically

Geriatric doomed STEM yuri

Toxic yaoi

Geriatric murderhusband/geriatric murderwife

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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to get overinvested in "bad victims" in every form of media and get my heart broken by their endings over and over and over again

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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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I feel like the average tumblr user is under the impression that eunuch advisors were a medieval European thing??? Not where that was going down

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close up

Alecto postponed means more time to gaslight myself about Anastasia and Alecto

I think they should have a pool scene too

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apocalypse wrapped

you killed 1.5 billion cows!

you were responsible for the death of all your friends!

your top stream was on june 10th, 2028, in which a corpse flipped off PETA! it had 20.8 million views!

you resurrected the earth as barbie!

you murdered zero billionaires and every member of the working class!

you made catholicism woke!

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Commission: Mercymorn the First and Augustine the First from ‘The Locked Tomb series’.

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The House of the Fifth always skinned itself over with such airs of civilization, with so many manners and niceties, but they were spirit-talkers, and speakers to the dead. And the dead were savage.

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one thing tamsyn muir got absolutely right is the unbreakable bond that can only be forged between a twink and a girl with a fuck ass bob

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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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what do I want to be when I grow up? well, my friend is going to become the head of our planet to impress a girl and I'm going to become an unstoppable killing machine in his service. if that doesn't pan out, I might work in a cubicle.

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this is my favorite locked tomb tweet of all time.

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“two is for discipline heedless of trial” yeah motherfucker they were NOT heeding those trials. They couldn’t they didnt even know where the trials were. “heedless of trial” bitch they finally found the trials and were like uhmmm this violates OSHA.

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tlt tumblr: here’s a 52-page treatise on how john’s vision of his empire references the first and second crusades, cross-analyzed with the modern trend of liberal apathy and a layered examination of the complexities of a man from a colonized people becoming a colonizer. almost didn’t post it here because it feels too obvious haha

tlt reddit: can someone remind me who ‘cam’ is?

tlt twitter: guyssss i don’t know if i can finish these books 😭😭 i wanted nice lesbians in space but this relationship is lowkey toxic???

person in real life: hey man how’s it going