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limit pasta consumption

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I don't know what high you get from bullying people who've supported you for a decade but werk

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internet isnt even fun i just be on here

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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I used to be a writer and now I can barely form coherent sentences.

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I'm back

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Jupiter with its moons and the Moon.

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My aesthetic is Katya laughing at Trixie

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“It’s Raining Men,” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor,” are about the same event, but wildly different perspectives.

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I feel you close, heating up my coals But there isn’t a hell that I would burden with you Death brings us close, isn’t that morose? But there isn’t a fire that I would waste to burn you