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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?
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Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right
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the mummy kills with a strong suction
just a very pleasing sentence overall - but im going to need a source
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my lesbian experience with alien trench warfare
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when the gyro comes with spicy pickled beet i feel no pain at all
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