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genuinely i dont even feel right watching videos without earbuds when im alone. it feels like giving away too much information

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SHE KNOWS

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Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

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i realized i never posted this on tumblr??? anyways here ya go tumblr

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I’m tme so I’m sorry if thisis rude but I have a question and Google search isn’t being helpful and I think only a trans woman could tell me the answer sosorry for bugging you like this on the fifth of April

Ok so you think if fluttershy my little pony came out as a kid,, horse 4chan would call her a passoid? To be clear I don’t think any versions of 4chan should say that I’m just wondering if she’d get harassed on horse internet if she came out. In horse friendship world. Ya. Tysm even if you don’t answer .

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this is simultaneously the best and worst ask i’ve ever received. i think i hate living now.

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trying to give a tgirl a blowjob but it’s pretty obvious that she’s more focused on the nintendo direct she’s watching on her phone. she finally cums when they announce donkey kong.

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“Use your words babygirl” as you’re gagging and choking on my cock while I forcefully slam it in and out of your pretty little throat

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Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

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The best way to play Armored Core is while on drugs, getting edged by your gf and rewarded with orgasms for completing missions, while wearing a shock collar with a remote held by your wife who zaps you every time you stagger and die

@rose-buthorny @somepunknamedshae

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"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

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when i say "girl" it's not gender neutral, it's because everyone is a girl to me and I'm maliciously misgendering you to fit you into my vision of the ideal world

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'blow ur brains out' is such a good phrase bc ur either gonna get the best head of ur life or get killed which is honestly a win either way