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Turns out that healthcare is more expensive than one (1) iPhone
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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
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Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.
Kai, Lessons in Life (via bled)
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The doctor sits me on a table and asks me to stick out my tongue. I do. I ask him if he sees the paintings I carry in the back of my throat. He laughs as if I’m telling a joke, I’m not. I’ve got Basquiat, Schiele, Van Gogh, and Da Vinci so when I laugh, I taste brushstrokes. I ask him if he can stick out his tongue so I can see what he has trapped inside of him. He hesitates a little then he does and I see a man who struggles for acceptance and chokes on the word Love.
Lacey Roop, from “The Parts of Humans Science Can’t Explain” (via pigmenting)
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Golden Ticket by Ryan Millier | Vanity-Exposition
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me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants
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