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nurse said i "handled the throat swab really well" and "most people gag almost immediately" but i didnt even realize she was done taking the swab initially

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2025 is about connection. Dont buy red bull "ironically" this year. Look deep into the 7/11 cashier's eyes and say "This is real" then swipe your EBT card and select EBT SNAP and type in your pin number. No i dont need a receipt thank you so much :) Have a wonderful day

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this & awkwardly ignoring them rubbing and squeezing your hip as they hug you goodbye while youre on acid

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shaking that thang slowly so as not to overwhelm her

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what i hope that people are thinking of me at the function

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i love my friends M3 fuck that was supposed to be <# fuck waiti mean <3 ok there we go sorry guys im on my laptop in a very dark room

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"im hulking out with something so obeast" _Frank

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"im hulking out with something so obeast" _Frank

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off the green bars with a fat kitty cat

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sucking dick doesnt make you gay it's a mindset

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No playing dude I owe u big time cuz you financed my addiction to shark meat 4 a year+helped me learn how to count my toes but i cant pick u up from my airport i cant help u

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ill call peoples cats anything ill be in there like hi mister ears

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friends roommate has a cat named el squeako not really i just started calling him that but he seems to respond to it

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when i was a kid i used to pronounce ms paint "miss paint"

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when i was 18 and low key experiencing psychosis i became convinced that someone i knew could read my mind and i couldn't lie to them because they would know and when i realized i could lie to them i became obsessed with lying to them about just utterly meaningless shit like where i was going and what i ate for dinner... one time they saw me come home and they were like "oh was that the outfit you wore today" and i was like "no i just changed i got home a few minutes ago" i got such a rush from it every time it almost felt perverted

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me and my bald lover have bieber fever

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on new year’s eve 1999 i cut my fingure on a can illustrating the importance of small things