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White privilege in full display.

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(FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T SHIT ON GODFATHER 3 ;0;)

al is handsome and versatile yes yes and yes great actor 11/10

But you always talk about how you don't like when people find him badass/attractive etc?

oh, like when he’s called “”“”“the real OG”“”“”  because he does murderous, gangstery things. The same thing happens with Tony Soprano. Michael is a great sympathetic character and I think Al plays him with so much feeling (esp. at the end of part 3, omg) that it’s hard to not like him and identify with him and his faults. He’s always trying to correct his uncorrectable ways, going against his blood and destiny. Someone who is that determined to change against the odds is admirable for that, not because of their body count, which a lot of people, usually men, idolize him for. That’s missing the depth of the character. 

same for the attractiveness. He isn’t attractive to me because he can rough someone up, he’s attractive because he’s played by Al, lol.  And that’s true for T, too. James > Tony.

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also:

is2g al has a daddy kink

No offense, but it's kinda gross you call Al "Daddy" in a sexual way.

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the first boujee ass hose drinking granddaddy to be mad over ritz crackers

Frankie Five Angels

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Some Quotes From my Art History Professor:

“Caravaggio was the BEST renaissance painter, because he knew his shit.  Literally.  Look at this painting, he’s painted shit on everything, even Saint Peter!”

“For those of you fortunate enough to Not grow up catholic, a baptism is where you mist a baby like an orchid to keep it from going to hell.”

“You get Extra Credit for you eerily comprehensive knowledge of Muppets.  Now stop talking.”

“GOD I love flying buttresses.  They’re so melodramatic!”

“I don’t call him “Da Vinci” because that means “From Vinci”.  That’s like calling Steve “Of Greeley” instead of his real name and that’s just rude.  And not just because Greeley is Awful.”

“Michelangelo was really depressed because his job sucked.  Also because he was a bit of a douche, but mostly the job.  He should have been doing literally anything else.”

“Everything can be improved with a Simpson’s reference!”

“Send me Memes, I like having recent content in my lectures.” *Next day* “Stop sending me memes. Please.”

*whilst angrily pointing at a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* “The Turtles have all their names mixed up for their personalities and frankly that’s embarrassing.  The techie should be Leo, the Flirt should be Raphael, The Boring Leader Dude should be Donatello and the angry one should be Carvaggio because that asshole literally spent his life drunk, fighting people and blackmailing cardinals.  Carvaggio was the BEST.”

“I could have studied in Rome. I could be trying to match boxes of broken dicks to statuary.  Instead of dicks I have you assholes.”

“Warhol was, as you young people say, A Troll.  The art is not the Art, the Outrage is the Art.  Which is kind of a Dick Move, which we old people say too.”

“Remember Kids- mental illness and heavy metal poisoning are not actually substitutes for Talent and Hard Work! Get therapy and don’t drink your paint water!”

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wow this is perfect bc I'm bisexual as fuck 

campy butchass namjoon in a dress pass it on he's still fit af 

FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHTTTT~

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OH MY GOD IVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THESE trash/koreaboo/artsy/pretentious fuck coming together in one photoset slay me

BTS × Van Gogh → Desktop Wallpapers ↪ click the image for a larger, higher quality image to use

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someone stop me

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the Daddy said it himself... 

No offense, but it's kinda gross you call Al "Daddy" in a sexual way.

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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When someone tries to sell me on getting a personal trainer.

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explaining the plot of the godfather in one picture be like

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johnny depp keeps his receipts

Johnny Depp on David Letterman show:

-He'a a legend, He’s Al Pacino. He’s an amazing actor certainty but, you know, the one thing I didn’t really  know about Pacino, prior to the shooting was that he’s certifiably insane. -Oh really, you’ve seen the paperwork apparently. How does that manifests itself? -He has a joke, he likes to tell -He likes to tell joke? -Oh yes, he likes to tell jokes and he liked tell me this one specific joke over and over. And I really didn’t understand it. -You didn’t get the joke. -I did’t get the joke. -And he thought it was your problem that you didn’t get the joke. -Yeah absolutely, he definitely thought it was my problem. -So he keeps wearing you down with the same joke. -He flicked at it upon me and I could feel like, you know, IQ points dropping. -The greater the pressure, the dumper you feel. Did you ever understand the joke? -I finally figured it out yeah. -Do you remember the joke? - Yeah. He used to lean over and go “A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.” But I mean on a loop. -Over and over again. I must say, you kind of expect a little more from Al Pacino. I’m kind of on your side here. I get it but I don’t want to admit that I get it.

Me, while watching potc5:

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I don’t understand the hatred and fear of gays and bisexuals and lesbians. It’s a concept I honestly cannot grasp. To me, it’s not who you love… A man, a woman, what have you. It’s the fact that you love. That is all that truly matters.

Al Pacino (via girlinlondon)

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same, tony

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Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983), directed by Brian De Palma