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y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores

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commenting hetslop under someones wedding photos

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No masking, she's got that twin Peaks dialogue type Autism, she's got that English voice acting for a PlayStation 1 game Autism

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yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water

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hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

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A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.

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helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!

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(classic)

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[holding out an absurdly orientalist novelty dagger and talking like jack black] Blade of the Pharaoh [waiting for people to laugh and they don't so I walk out] [I walk back in and hold out a slightly more orientalist novelty dagger] the Blade of the Pharaoh

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i love mechanic pencils ... the elegance of a pen and the kindness of a pencil

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