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distressing things to say to your friends

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grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike

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medieval illuminated manuscript nails by pampernailgallery

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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it's time for top/bottom discourse to end. the only thing i want to hear about is which one is the sex crier.

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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embarrassing myself

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Sustainable Kaiju.

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Emil M. Cioran, translated by Richard Howard, from "The Temptation To Exist,"

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i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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I am no longer asking. Transport me to the President Gore Was Sworn Into Office January 20, 2001 universe right this instant.

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woof i have not missed fandom drama...

anyway i'm gonna play dolls with these characters in my room

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my favorite professor from undergrad has disappeared.... her internet presence is nil, her linked in hasn't updated, she is no longer on the department website... dr greene where are you......

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unfortunately i have fallen in love with a song that's 1 minute and 16 seconds long