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Skit Contest Entry 19

“Stuck On You” - By cuddlezthekitten & olyollyoxenfree

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DOCTOR

(Sighs tiredly.)  Phew! That was quite the adventure, wasn’t it?

DERPY

I’ve never been to Saddle Arabia, so it was really interesting. Honestly, the ponies there look so different from the ones I’ve seen!

TICK TOCK

I concur. I was not even aware that such a place existed. Could have done without the heat, though.

DERPY

Yeah. It wasn’t exactly to my taste either.

DOCTOR

Beats being eaten by the sun at least!

DERPY

What?

DOCTOR

Nothing! Anyway, tell me about the souvenirs you two got. I got this fuzzy-wuzzy fez!

DERPY

I’m not sure it fits right on your poofy mane.

DOCTOR

Hmph!

TICK TOCK

I found a part for my most recent invention and more cards for our game. I’m that much closer to completing my collection.

DOCTOR

You couldn’t find the part in the TARDIS?

TICK TOCK

No offense, Doctor, but you don’t keep your stock well organized.

DOCTOR

I can always find whatever I need.

TICK TOCK

(Sarcastically.)  Forgive me for not having your Time Lord sensibilities.

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Skit Contest Winners!!!

It has been decided which 3 skits will be officially dubbed and welcomed as canon to the series! There is no 1st place, 2nd place, etc, these three equally won/

Please give a big congratulations to:

Planet of the Devilfruit by Freddo

This was a fun, cheesy adventure with a lot of fun moments and it felt like it fit right in with the series. It’s a little on the lengthy side and might come out to more than 10 minutes, but it was so enjoyable that a little leeway wouldn’t hurt to get it produced.

Tinkering With Trust by Tech Reel

This one was such a cute story with even cuter art! And it fits with the narrative of the main story, Tick Tock does tend to design things that resemble or are already existing things he shouldn’t really know about, and the Doctor can definitely be overly cautious from all his travel traumas™. An adorable misunderstanding with a happy end, what’s more to love?

Blue Box Blues by TheWalker47

This one’s a bit different from most of the entries, it has a quirky yet sombre tone and lets the audience in on the fact that The Doctor does miss home, and it shows how closely connected he is with the TARDIS. The sound effects might be a challenge to figure out, but I’m sure we’ll manage something effective!

Honorable Mentions

There were a lot of good skits and we could only choose 3 but we’d like to give an honorable mention to the ones that stood out to us. It was tough to choose, but you guys still deserve the mention!

Muffin Machine Mayhem! - by Superchick221B

Doc and Tock Time -  by Smart Mouth

Ogres and Oubliettes - By MagnaFae

Time Heals All Wounds - By DigiKate

Get Well Soon - By Jestre DeRama

The Doctor Rests - By Queen Tut

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Skit Contest Entry 18

“The Doctor Rests” - By Queen Tut

Mechanical beeps and boops and sound off softly in the distance, The snores of a pony start quiet and grow slowly louder. And louder. It’s the Doctor, of all ponies. The snoring grows loud enough to be genuinely obnoxious. Then the snoring starts to fade until only a chilling, heart stopping ambience remains. This is no ordinary white noise. It’s the sort of ambience that can make your blood boil with dread.

Doctor Am I… sleeping? His voice echoes across the void. In the distance several voices from his past scream and cry out. Screams of pain from the monsters he’s killed. Cries of betrayal from the friends he’s left behind. The noise blends into chatter, but the agony is inescapable for the time being. Doctor Darn these blasted nightmares. Ah well! Nothing a little lucid dreaming couldn’t fix. *takes deep, dramatic breath* There is silence. The painful noises then continue. Doctor What? I… I don’t understand. That usually does the trick, doesn’t it? ??? What’s the matter? Can’t ignore them, can you? The voice sounds like the Doctor. Yet it’s… wrong. It’s distorted. Broken. Cruel. (sound effect department gets to have fun with this) Doctor Oh, what are you supposed to be? Some kind of wise guy, eh? ??? HA HA HA… I guess you wouldn’t recognise yourself now, would you? Doctor *hesitates then laughs* Oh, come now, you must be joking. Whatever you are, I have no need of you. So you’d best be on your way. Alright then, where was I? Oh, yes! Just closing my eyes until the scenery changes. Won’t be long until my subconscious mind properly connects to my consciousness. When it does you’ll be gone and I’ll be someplace far nicer. Perhaps a beachy region from one of the planets in Mare’s Head Nebula, or a field of mutated flowers near the 47th quadrant. Yeah. that sounds absolutely lovely for a pleasant night in dreamland…

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Skit Contest Entry 17

“Bubbling Awake” - By Queen Tut

Cheery opening tune, much like the opening to Domestics. Music from that episode or others could be reused for this purpose if it suits the editor.

Derpy *frustrated murmuring* Bedsheets and pillows brush together harshly as a body moves about within them, restless and desperate. Derpy What I wouldn’t give for some shut eye right about now. Gully Glub Glub. Derpy Ugh, you said it Gully! More pillows and sheets moving. Objects around Derpy clatter as the springs of the bed emit a small crunch, indicating she’s pulled herself halfway out of the bed. Derpy What time is it… Something slides against a wood tabletop. Derpy *alarmed* 2:30? Oh no… have I been moving around for the past five hours? Gully Glub Glub. Derpy Ughh… A pillow audibly flops on the floor before the mattress springs crunch for a final time as Derpy fully rises from the bed. Derpy Glad to know you’re okay, Gully. Want a scratch from the fishy stick? Gully *enthusiastic* GLUB GLUB! Derpy *laughs* Okay. Lemme go get it. Objects clink and clatter. Derpy seems to be looking for the stick. Derpy Wha? It-it was right here? What did I… More objects move about as Derpy descends into mumbling. Derpy Why would somepony take it? I know the Doctor can be nosey, but he wouldn’t take it, he knows better! Gully *sad* Glub Glub…

Derpy

*whines with pity for Gully* Wait… Oh! Tick Tock!He was looking around for sticks and tools all day yesterday! I bet he knows where your sticky is!

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Skit Contest Entry 16

“Get Well Soon” - By Jestre DeRama

Derpy: Doctor? *sniff*

Doctor: Yes? Oh… you look a little green.

Derpy: Tick Tock got it too, but he went to his workshop to find a cure.

Doctor: Easier said than done, but I didn’t know he dabbled in pharmaceuticals.

Derpy: What do pig calls on a farm have to do with having a cold?

Doctor: Haha, I mean I never actually asked how much he knows about medicine.

Doctor: Go get some rest and tell Tick Tock to do the same. I’ll bring you two some nice, soothing soup.

[to the kitchen!]

Doctor: This shouldn’t be hard at all! Just make some classic chicken soup with maybe some dumplings and their cold will be warmed right out!

[minor noises of clamor from pots and pans and canned goods, followed by the clicking of stovetop handles]

Doctor: I’m lucky I had some chicken somehow left over and premade.

Tick Tock: (from his room) I can almost smell something, and it makes me want to try some. Is The Doctor making breakfast instead of egg drop soup like Derpy said?

[ringtone for a small intercom-phone to the kitchen]

Doctor, answering: Hello, Feel Better Diner! Chef Doctor speaking! …Or should I make it Doctor Chef? Both are titles while one is actually my na—

Tick Tock: Greetings, Doctor. Are you making extra food? *sniffle*

Doctor: Anything I’m making would be for the soup. I’m surprised you were able to catch a scent!

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Skit Contest Entry 15

“Schrodinger’s Tick Tock” - By Queen Tut

The sounds of clinks and clatters reverberate.Metal on metal, twisting screws and springs. Mechanical grinding and magical tinkling. Magic woosh sounds as objects rattle against wood. Tick Tock *ticks with tongue* Sounds grow louder, yet never to an explosive degree. The engineer is attempting to be quiet. Tick Tock Come on… Another mechanically wrenching twist. Tick Tock’s ticking continues as something clicks as if it was put back into place. Tick Tock *small gasp* A screw turns audibly. There is a bizarre noise that evokes the thought of a tensing cord. Tick Tock stops ticking. The screw turns again. Tick Tock Just one more turn… The screw turns once more. The cord tightens again. Suddenly there’s a loud snapping bang, the tension of the cord audibly releases as whatever is inside this mechanism creates sounds that no mechanism should make. Two objects slam together a mere second before the following. Tick Tock AGH!!! Tick Tock lets out a wince of stifled pain. He’s still fairly quiet considering he’s clearly experienced some form of injury. He sniffs. A whimper of desperation seeps into his tone. Tick Tock Why…Why won’t you work? I’ve tried everything…you’re the only one that knows. I should be able to open you.

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Skit Contest Entry 14

The Pendant of the Berserker - By Freddo

SFX: Doors swing open, sound of the trio trotting in with a busy market place in the background, quickly fading out once the doors close.

The Doctor: Ah, I love Akhaten! Beautiful market, filled with oh so wondrous goods! 

Tick Tock: Indeed, these pieces of technology I managed to acquire will be fascinating to experiment on! Skovox Blitzer unit core, a Zygon interface editor and a Zarbi Weapon.

The Doctor: Yeah just be…careful with all that stuff, maybe I could help you take a look, I have met all three of them in my universe.

Tick Tock: Oh yes, a second opinion would be most helpful!

Derpy: Yeah it was nice! No muffins though…oh well, I bought this nice necklace!

The Doctor: Huh. Interesting runic patterns on the pendant, I don’t recognize it oh well! I’m off to add this Locomotive 3432, Jupiter edition to my railway track, cya! (He gallops in a hurry, giggling to himself.)

Tick Tock: May I inquire why you bought the pendant?

Derpy: O-oh! (awkwardly laughs) it sounds silly…but you and the Doctor both have a piece of clothing a-and I don’t, I just wanted something to fit in with! Plus… I dunno, it sounds silly but I felt drawn to it, the pony selling it felt…a little dodgy I won’t lie but they didn’t scam me.

Tick Tock: Well Ditzy, you don’t have to have a piece of clothing to fit in with us. 

Derpy: I-I know…thanks Tick Tock, I’m feeling alittle sleepy, I’ll be in my room. (She chuckles dryly before trotting away.

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Skit Contest Entry 13

“Blue Box Blues” - By TheWalker47

[The trotting of a TARDIS grate fades in]

Doctor: Well, companions all snug in their beds. Check. Parked safely on the outskirts of Ponyville. Checked.  A freshly baked piece of bread from the best bakery in pony history, toasted to perfection on the time winds that blow through the TARDIS main matrix, and topped with the most brilliant butter that was harvested from a moon! Super check! [Giddy laughing] Well, goodnight girl. I would stay in the console room to eat but I have a few ideas on how I might want to redo some of the tracks in the train roo-

[The Doctor is interrupted as the TARDIS’s Cloister Bells goes off]

Doctor: [The splat of the snack then running then a sudden thud of the Doctor grabbing the console]  What is it? What’s happening? Is reality ripping? Paradoxes? Universes colliding? Oh no- [Sudden dramatic pulse with a deep gasp] sentient pears with bowties?! I told Derpy this could happen!

TARDIS: [The Cloister Bells shut off and some rhythmic beeping like laughter]

Doctor: [In shock, he stammers] Eh, uh, wha, huh, WAIT! [Still shocked, progressively more annoyed] Wait… Wait wait wait wait!  Did you turn on the Cloister Bells, my alert that there is something wrong with you, the universe, or the MULTIVERSE,  just to get a rise out of me?!

TARDIS: [There is a long whirring sound, in an approximation of a dismissing tone]

Doctor: What do you mean “No big deal”? You made me drop my snack! That is absolutely a big deal for me!

TARDIS: [ A whirring dismissal followed with a few beeps in a lower pitch]

Doctor: So it’s my fault?! How is it- [He stops himself with a deep inhale then exhales, resuming his more normal upbeat tone to resume the conversation] Why did you need my attention then? Is my old girl getting restless, needing a bit of adventure? Well! I am sure I can just jump us around a nebula or two. Or if we are stuck here again, we can hop from the beginning of time to end! Not everyday you can look at NEW historical events! I wonder how ponies came up with nachos?

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Skit Contest Entry 12

“Time Heals All Wounds” - By DigiKate

The TARDIS doors creak open as frantic hoofsteps and grumbling of the 3 ponies who occupy this time and space ship can be heard stumbling in.

Doctor: Just sit right down Tick Tock. You’re gonna be just fine. Looks like it’s just a scrape.

Tick Tock: I’m not sure I’d call a second degree burn a scrape.

Doctor: It is compared to a third degree burn. Or someone giving you the third degree. Ohhh that’s so annoying. Some ponies just can’t take a hint and think everyone wants to hear them talk and talk and talk and talk and tal-

Derpy: (interrupts) You knooooow, maybe next time you offer to play a game of The Floor is Lava, it might be smart to warn us that the floor is actual lava.

Doctor: Well what else would you expect at a field day picnic on Pyrovillia? Luckily the Pyrovillians were much more pleasant in your universe then they would have been in mine.

Derpy: What?

Doctor: Long story. Anyway! Let’s tend to our well done gingercorn here.

Tick Tock: Very funny.

Doctor: Does that hurt?

Tick Tock: (flatly) Ow. (annoyance increases with each ow) Ow ow ow ow! Yes, that hurts!

Doctor: Sorry. It’s hard to tell with you sometimes.

(Tick Tock groans)

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Skit Contest Entry 11

“The Unicorn Conundrum”  - By Freddo

SFX: Sound of magic being used while Twilight Sparkle hums a song (maybe the DW who or MLP theme), suddenly a knock on the door!

Twilight: Just a second! (Sound of hoofsteps hurrying to the door and opening it)

The Doctor: Hello! Sorry I uhhh.

Twilight: Oh hello…Clockwork right? 

The Doctor: Uuuh…yes, yes…Clockwork that’s me?

Twilight: (lets out a light chuckle) Yes! I remember you from a week back, hearts and hooves day, sleepy Clockwork! 

The Doctor: (confusion in his voice) Sleepy…?

Twilight: (Slight confusion in her tone) Yes, you said you were Narcoleptic?

The Doctor: Ooooh….riiiiight…Anyway! I remembered I still had those Lewis Carrot books you gave me, I only just remembered I still had them!

Twilight: Aww (Laughs) it’s ok, like I said it’s always nice to see a couple rea-

The Doctor: (cuts her off with a slight embarrassed tone) Woah! C-c-couple wh-hat are you talking about??

Twilight: (again with confusion in her voice) Uhh, Ditzy you’re special somepo-

The Doctor: (cuts her off again with a even more embarrassed tone) OH! No, no, m-me and Miss H-hooves are friends! Strictly friends, nothing more, nothing less!

SFX: A awkward silence fills the air for atleast 5 seconds, sounds of the old library creaking in the background.

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Skit Contest Entry 10

“Ogres and Oubliettes” - By MagnaFae

INT. - TARDIS LOUNGE The TARDIS door creaks open and then shuts. Hoofsteps sound at a trotting pace on a metal floor. DOCTOR (enthusiastic) Welcome back, Derpy! Are you prepared for a game night of unrelenting fun?

DERPY

I sure am! And since it’s my week to pick the game, I have something new!

TICK TOCK

Did you procure a new expansion pack for Seekers of the Lunchbox?

DERPY

Good guess, but no. Let me show you!

A saddlebag is opened, followed by the clacking of dice, the rustling of paper, and the gentle thump of a hardback book.

DOCTOR

Dice? Character sheets? And a handbook…this couldn’t be - ?

DERPY (interjecting) Ogres and Oubliettes! DOCTOR (to himself) Huh. No pony pun? I don’t know whether to find this refreshing or disappointing.

TICK TOCK What manner of game is this?

DERPY

It’s a tabletop role-playing game! We tell a fantasy story together and roll these dice to decide the results of the characters’ actions. It’ll be like an adventure with the Doctor, but with none of the danger!

DOCTOR (indignant) Oi! Can you really call it a proper adventure without a little danger?

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Skit Contest Entry 8

Tinkering With Trust - By Tech Reel

YouTube: youtube.com/@DiddleBox

Tumblr: https://diddlebox.tumblr.com/

Derpy is relaxing in her room, then suddenly there’s a knock at the door.

Derpy: [humming peacefully, then hears the knock] Come in! [door opens]

Tick Tock: [slightly uncomfortable] Hey Derpy, could I.. ask you to do me a favor?

Derpy: [cheery] Of course, Tick Tock, what do you need?

Tick Tock: Well, I feel like lately The Doctor’s behavior around me has been.. peculiar. More so than usual.

Derpy: [mild frustration] Oh no, is he getting all crazy about unicorns again?

Tick Tock: [mild relief] Thankfully not. But he does seem incredibly tense whenever I’m near him. Do you think you could possibly talk to him and figure out what’s going on? I would myself, but I worry that might only add to the problem.

Derpy: Yeah I can ask him for you, I’m sure it’s nothing serious, probably just The Doctor being The Doctor.

Tick Tock: Thank you, Derpy. [Derpy walks away] In the meantime, I’ll go back to my latest project.

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Skit Contest Entry 7

Run Around - By Minecrafter2005 

(in-flight hum)

Derpy (moaning and waking up): Oww, my head. (gasps and gets up) Doctor, are you ok?

7th Doctor (groaning): I will be in a minute. That wasn’t pleasant.

Derpy: Um, Doctor, is that you? Because you look different, and I mean really different.

7th Doctor: What do you mean…? You’re right, this voice, it sounds familiar. It appears I have changed into a past regeneration.

Derpy: But how? I thought you couldn’t change back.

7th Doctor: It was probably the magic from the vortex that we fell through. The energies must’ve caused both me and the TARDIS to revert to our previous versions. (in thought) Hmmm, I wonder… 

(hoof beats)

(faintly, control being switched and then observer opening)

7th Doctor: We’re on a fixed trajectory heading towards Ponyville.

Derpy: We’re heading back home? but when?

7th Doctor: I would estimate, two weeks to a month since we last left.

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Skit Contest Entry 6

A TARDIS Tale - By Ryan McCrimmon @twilighthooves

Opening Titles (or not depending on preference)

SFX - clops as The Doctor and Derpy walk through the TARDIS corridors.

DERPY: So explain it to me again? DOCTOR: It’s the Architectural Reconfiguration System. The TARDIS can alternate between an infinite amount of control rooms and interior styles. Typically she changes whenever I regenerate into a new body to fit with the new me. 

DERPY: Oh, so like when you get new furniture for a house? 

DOCTOR: In a simplistic sense yes.

DERPY: Sooooooo why did you need to use it in the first place?

DOCTOR: Well….

SFX - Flashback music, fading into the sound of running hooves and a large amount of gryphons

DOCTOR: Now come on, all I said was the scones could use some butter! Is that a crime!? Blimey gryphons are sensitive. Ah, the TARDIS, now I can escape!

SFX - skid as the Doctor stops in front of the TARDIS, sound for his rummaging in the pocket in his tie, random foley as he drops things.

DOCTOR: Bugger, where’s the key!?

SFX - More random foley as more things drop before it stops. Some form of sound indicating The gryphon crowd is getting closer now.

DOCTOR: Right, guess there’s only one thing to do now. Hope I’ve still got the cubby hole above the P!

SFX- Grunt from the jumping Doctor and wooden thunk as he clings to the Police Public Call Box sign on the TARDIS, looking to find the spare TARDIS key. There’s also occasional hits on glass as his rear hooves bounce off the windows. He manages to fish the spare key out with his mouth but he loses balance, 

DOCTOR (with the key in his mouth): Wh-wh-whoa! Oof!

Sfx - thud as the doctor has fallen on the ground, and the sound of metal on dirt as the key falls from his mouth on the way down. Luckily it was a simple matter of picking it up.

DOCTOR: I really need to find a way to ponify that compartment so I can get to it more easily.

SFX- the key going into the lock and turning, TARDIS door opening, then brief clopping as The Doctor makes his way inside. Abrupt sound of arrows suddenly thwipping by him and hitting the console, and sound of sparks burst bursting from the console

DOCTOR: WHAT!? DARN IT!

SFX - Door closing, Doctor running to the console and button pushing and lever pulling as the TARDIS dematerialized.

DOCTOR: I really need to get that temporal grace thing fixed.

SFX - the TARDIS’ engines sound wrong, the sound all jittery. Clearly she didn’t like the arrows and they appeared to have hit vital controls as alarms are going off.

DOCTOR: Oh boy.

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Skit Contest Entry 5

Doc and Tock Time - Submitted by Smart Mouth, of Coltkit Productions

Tick Tock: Doctor… Derpy mentioned that your over 900 years old… so… I was wondering… in all that time… you must have… you know…

The Doctor: Yes, I’ve learned quite a lot of things in my long life.

Tick Tock groans: No Doctor, I mean you… you know what, knowing you, it is extremely likely that this could go on for several hours. So I’ll just come out in say it.

Tick Tock inhales, preparing himself: How do you show a mare you’re romantically interested in them?

The Doctor sputters: WHY YOU ASKING ME!?!

Tick Tock pushes: You’re 900 years old. Surely you’ve had relationships in that time.

The Doctor: I-I w-wouldn’t call them relationships. 

The Doctor mutters: Although I was tricked into a few marriages.

Tick Tock: Tricked?

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Skit Contest Entry 4

Muffin Machine Mayhem! - Submitted by Superchick221B

Scene 1:

*Building noises and general T.A.R.D.I.S noises.*

Derpy: Heeeeyyy Ticktock. Watcha building?

Tocktock: I am unsure.

Derpy: What does that mean?

Ticktock: *Sighs* It means I am having engineer’s block… I’m building… something. But I don’t know what it’s gonna turn out to be.

Derpy: Do you want some ideas? 

Ticktock: Not really.

Derpy: Why not? I have so so many ideas!

Ticktock: I like to-

Derpy: You can make a bunny petting machine!

Ticktock: Um-

Derpy: Or a machine that fluffs your slippers in the morning!

Ticktock: Why-?

Derpy: Or a apple pie machine. *mumbles* that actually would have come in handy a little while back.

Ticktock: Derpy I-

Derpy: Or a banana throwing machine, a clown makeup machine, a giant rubber duck machine, a silly wig machine! *Gasps*

Ticktock: Oh no.

Derpy: HOW ABOUT A MUFFIN MACHINE?!

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Skit Contest Entry 3

An Everfree Picnic - Submitted by WolfMage553

[The TARDIS fades into view with its signature sound in the middle of the Everfree Forest. Doctor, Derpy and Tick Tock exit out of the TARDIS and look around]

Doctor: [Deep breath] It’s odd how a forest can be so comforting to see after such a journey.

Derpy: Tell me about it. After an adventure like that, the Everfree doesn’t seem all that scary anymore.

Tick Tock: I have to agree with you on that one.

[Doctor’s stomach starts growling]

Doctor: Well, I think that’s the cue to get something to eat. How about a picnic?

Derpy: [cheerful] That’s a wonderful idea.

Tick Tock: We’ll need the supplies for the picnic.

Doctor: I think there are some supplies in the TARDIS. Let me check.

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