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Levels of Monsterfucker

What is a monsterfucker? Well, to avoid confusion, I’d like to suggest a metric.

LEVEL 1 YA Safe - You find a lot of the concepts of being a monster hot, but get weirded out if they’re much more inhuman than glowing eyes or a thirst for blood. Ex: Vampires, Cat Girls, Shapeshifters (While Human), Standard Elves

LEVEL 2 Hentai Safe - You still like your monsters clearly humanoid, but you’re willing to get a bit weirder. Color pallete swaps, feathers or tentacles instead of hair. Ex: Goo Girls, Most Sexy Aliens, Most Sexy Demons

LEVEL 3 Finally Weird out Your Followers - Your monster love probably has some sort of face, for limbs, and genitals in the standard place, but that’s where it ends. Ex: Shape of the Water, Swamp Thing

LEVEL 4 Monster Manual Fucker - Doesn’t need to be human. For you, the tentacle monster isn’t just an object, it’s the actual romantic interest. You like em ten feet tall, many eyed, and eldritch.

LEVEL 5A - Back to Standard Shapes, Away From Standard Appeal

It’s Not Bestiality if it’s Sentient - Everybody wants to fuck the guy that turns into a wolf, you want to fuck the wolf. You may just be an intense furry who took a wrong turn somewhere.

Gross Humans - You’re “Looking For” traits on your dating profile includes oozing fat, people filled with insect hives, and other things that are human shaped, but will turn off plenty veteran monsterfuckers. LEVEL 5B - Getting Weirder

No. The Whole Monster Manual - Stitched together mass of other creatures? A sentient mushroom? A swarm of small, angry spheres? You think “you can’t actually fuck that” is a challenge.

Conceptual Monster Fucker- How do you have sex with the concept of despair? An alien worm living in your brain? The void? What’s happening may or may not even be sex, but it’s definitely porn.

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Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

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kampiotis: In the Iliad, Homer describes Poseidon, god of horses, earthquakes, and the sea, driving a chariot drawn by brazen-hoofed horses over the sea’s surface. I now know why.

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WAYS TO SUPPORT/BE AN ALLY

Here is a compilation of places to donate (IF you can, simply reblogging and sharing this can help) and petition to sign. I found these websites and organizations on twitter.

DONATIONS

THE MINNESOTA  FREEDOM FUND: Donate to this to collect funds to pay jail bonds for the protesters who get arrested.

BLACK LIVES MATTER: An organization fighting for the BLM movement. Donate if you can. 

BLACK VISIONS MN: an organization that is led by Black, Queer and Trans people. Donate if you can.

NAACP Legal Defense Fund: Fights for the overall equality fight. Donate if you can.

PETITIONS

Willie Simmons has spent 38 years in prison for a $9 robbery. He had two prior convictions similar to robbery that he served time for. He was prosecuted under the Alabama Habitual Offender law and was given a life sentence for his third strike - stealing 9 (NINE) dollars. Sign his petition. 

Breonna Taylor was killed by police who were conducting an UNANNOUNCED drug raid, where they gave no request to enter. They bashed her door and entered, shooting her EIGHT times. They were in the WRONG HOUSE. 

George Floyd was killed by a police officer who knelt on his neck and suffocated him to death, after George pleaded with the officer and told him he couldn’t breathe. The officer had pulled him from where he sat in his car on an alleged FORGERY. You can also text “FLOYD” to 55156

ARREST THE OFFICERS WHO KILLED GEORGE FLOYD: The main police officer who murdered George is being kept in PROTECTIVE CUSTODY. You probably have heard he was arrested, but this is NOT TRUE. He was placed under PROTECTIVE custody because of the riots and “threats” on his life. 

If you know of ANY other organizations or petitions, PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST. The fight for justice doesn’t end here, it will never end. Especially when the president of the United States calls white supremacists good people and protesters of a mans death THUGS. USE YOUR VOICE. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE. FUCK COPS. FUCK “BLUE LIVES”. ALL BLACK LIVES MATTER!