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I HAVE MOVED !

follow me on americanatragedies where you can find violet and all my other ahs muses. 

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You are the most dangerous person in the room. And the beauty is that none of them know it.

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Send me a faceclaim and I’ll tell you who they’d be in my muse’s life as a NPC

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Tag your party alignment

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SHE’S SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER.

                                      i think you’re the most beautiful             girl i ever met. 

private / selective blogs for nan and adelaide langdon from american horror story: coven and murder house respectively. both penned by joel.

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“take a deep breath. start at the beginning.” (from Zoe)

❝ I don’t       I don’t know what happened, ❞ Even with all Nan has seen since her arrivalto this school, Hell     since her discovery ofher own powers. What the witch witnessed today is … indescribable. 

❝ I don’t know how she did it; the new neigh-bor, she was just about to kick us out and Madi-son     I don’t know how she did it ? But . . . the drapes, they burst into flames and it was so cool but      I’ll never see Luke again after today, I just know it. ❞

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“well, you’re at a disadvantage being a, you know, a virgin.” (from madison omf)

❝ Shut up ! I’m not a virgin, I’vebeen with guys b e f o r e; and theyall say I’m GOOD. ❞

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Everytime Bob says “Oh My God” montage.

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the muses are ghosts // and sometimes they come uninvited

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               ERA AESTHETICS                ↳ The Salem Witch Trials, Salem, Massachusetts. Feb 1692 - May 1693

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Witches Aesthetic Series

“Witches don’t look like anything. Witches are. Witches do.”

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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love, rosie sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“take a deep breath. start at the beginning.”

“well, you’re at a disadvantage being a, you know, a virgin.”

“god, you’re so fucked up.”

{text}: your face is annoying me.

“i know we’re not officially talking but i need help with my tie.”

“boy-girl friendships can be very complicated sometimes.”

“that was one the most embarrassing moments of my entire pathetic existence.”

“is it crazy to think like that?”

“what about _____? have you told her?”

“keep in touch, okay?”

“you’re turning out to be more interesting than you look!”

“it’s a girl, if you must know.”

“being a girl sucks.”

“i’ve been sent to play fairy godmother.”

“it’s time to realize that you’re here with us.”

“you dreamt you were an inanimate object?”

{text}: i miss you, _____. please come visit, ok?”

“why can’t you drink? if that’s not a rude question.”

“WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SAY FUDGE?!”

“i’m glad you’re fine because i’m not!”

“you thought i was jealous of you? no, i pity you!”

“i wanna meet her. i’m her dad.”

“has anyone ever told you that you have the most amazing eyes?”

“you should see her little face light up when he walks in the room!”

“i just want to belong to someone.”

“is that lipstick you’re wearing?”

“that’s how fucked up your life is.”

“i never got to say goodbye.”

“so keep chasing those dreams, darling. for my sake.”

“how can someone just…not be there anymore?”

“i just need to know one thing. are you happy with him?”

“you deserve someone who loves you with every bit of his heart.”

“every time something goes on in my life, all i have to do is look at yours and it puts everything into perspective.”

“maybe we’re just not meant to be.”

“your friendship has brought glorious technicolor to my life.”

“_____ kissed me.”

“if you reject him now, he’s gonna make his life’s mission to meet the most perfect, beautiful girl in the world just to try and get over you and end up marrying this other woman and spending the rest of his life with her. and, you know, tell himself that she’s perfect, he really must be happy. but she won’t be you.”

“your father would be so proud of you.”

“so i had this weird dream on the plane over…”

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so i just rewatched that part of hotel where it’s jpm’s backstory & as soon as i got done literally the first thing out of my mouth was 

“stop that was so funny bagkjgnkgnkgja”

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SHE’S SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER.

                                      i think you’re the most beautiful             girl i ever met. 

private / selective blogs for nan and adelaide langdon from american horror story: coven and murder house respectively. both penned by joel.

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I was quiet, but I was not blind.

(via sabrmylove)