How does it feel to be the gods favorite?Stresso espresso |INFP-T|27|pansexual|Them/They|Cold Brew Witch
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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birthday present for @smarticaleparticales , the Until Dawn lads and us :D
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Don’t worry, white male low info voter from Illinois, you will not be dying in WW3. You’ll actually be dying right now when i shoot you execution style for making violence in the middle east about yourself.
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else
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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies
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snom son || Kofi | Commission Info | Threadless Shop|| Do not edit, trace, or repost!
made for @smarticaleparticales , their lil bug son
side note, this would have been available on redbubble but it got flagged :/
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hey sorry i didnt text you back for 2 weeks i just became completely jaded with the entire human experience. anyways whats up
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app
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sorry i was willing to be vulnerable with you do you still think i'm hot
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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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