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You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. How’s it going?

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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“The Guardian drew the picture… and I’m living it.”

Today, I saw a painful cartoon published by The Guardian showing a Palestinian aid truck overshadowed by an Israeli tank, while a family waits below, not knowing which will come first: the bread or my body. This is not just a cartoon — it’s the reality I live every day in Gaza.

My home was bombed, my work disappeared, and all I have now is trying to secure clean food, water, and medicine for my family. That’s why I launched a simple donation campaign — it’s not a big project, just a way to survive.

If this post reaches a heart that can help, maybe we will survive another day. And if you can’t donate, just share this post — one reblog could save our lives. Gaza is not just passing news; it’s our daily reality.

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cumming is good but i kinda wish we didnt have war

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hey man i dont want this brain anymore. is there like a warranty or something

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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this one kid can be very hard to understand bc in addition to his sound formation being a mess he really struggles with sentence structure so even tho hes very chatty sometimes it takes some detective work to figure out what hes saying. so at recess the other day hes saying something that definitely sounds like a tattle & im asking for clarification trying to piece it together & i realize hes grumpily saying "the wind make me cold on purpose"

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Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

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chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am I to stop them