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i saw the first two lines and assumed that was just his reaction to learning about midnight sun

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apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭

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the french beatles

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love is stored in the Bonk

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the best thing about soup is that you make it once but you can have many many bowls

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You know before the pandemic I didn't believe a school would stay open if there was a giant deadly snake in the pipes with the potential to kill students. Now I could see it.

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wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob

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tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

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I have a zero tolerance policy for transphobia in my youtube comments: if someone is maliciously transphobic even once then I not only remove their comment, I mute that user across my entire channel and add the transphobic term they used to the list of words that automatically mutes the comment. Since I started doing this I've noticed a MASSIVE improvement in my comments: like, the first video after I came out there was loads of transphobia, the second one less, the third one even less, and now it's been almost 24 hours and there's been like 10? This leads me to two related conclusions:

1) Transphobes aren't very original: they keep using the same stock phrases so it's very easy to filter them out

2) There aren't that many of them. It's just the same few hundred assholes every time.

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Murder at Disney

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Facebook down WhatsApp down Instagram down .... tumblr? active

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via RiverMakes

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Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

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fleegle

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We’ll never die

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Don’t be sad look at these wolves with watermelons

I love you