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Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

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why did i used to find this so funny

if this wasn’t the video downloaded on your 2000s box monitor what did u even do

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I’m crying I think I want a sloth now

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Olivia Hussey as Juliet Capulet in Romeo and Juliet (1968).

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KEANU: I really would like to do Shakespeare with River. I think we’d have a hoot. We could do A Midsummer Night’s Dream or Romeo and Juliet

RIVER: I’ll be Juliet

- Interview Magazine, November 1991

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Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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Jean Paul Belmondo en “Pierrot el Loco” (Pierrot le Fou), 1965

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reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

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i hate imagine dragons, and i hate that song that’s like “woooohooohooohoooo gonna be best day ov ma lyyyfe ly y y y y y yfe” and whichever band does that one and i hate bastille, and i hate the 1975