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here to keep the tradition alive

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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i cant click the d: drive is this some sort of fucking joke

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viruses back in the day would stop at nothing to tear trough your poor computer, but now there's just a bunch people spying you trough websites and whatnot

where have the good ol' days gone?

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since windows 10 and 11 are mostly the same with just an ui change, i say that we can start calling these windows 10x versions, alike how win95, 98 and winME are oftenly grouped togheter as "Windows 9x".

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if theyre mad enough i think they will

I hate horses.

Cant believe the audacity of Tumblr user Idespisehorses.

Better hope user Ilovehorses doesn’t see this.

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what if superheroes had cheat days

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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN

Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together...

… so they sent Johnny out onto the porch with an ice-cream sandwich. Not wanting the boy to finish too quickly, his mother came up with an idea to keep him distracted.

“While you’re eating that,” she said, “watch the neighborhood and tell us everything interesting that you see.”

A few minutes in to their lovemaking, Johnny’s parents heard him yell his first report: “The Hendersons got a new car!”

“That’s great!” answered his mother. “Keep looking!”

More time passed, and Johnny shouted again: “The Smiths are planting flowers!”

“Good job!” responded his father. “Keep looking!”

Another minute went by, and Johnny called out for a third time: “Mister and Missus Johnson are having sex!”

Johnny’s parents abruptly stopped in their own activity. After a moment of silence, his mother replied with “How do you know that they’re having sex, Johnny?”

“Because Billy Johnson is eating an ice-cream sandwich on their porch!”

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i think you need a license for that

I have every disease

I am going to find you and keep you in a glass tube

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sometimes you just gotta listen to

Sonic CD Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP/EU HD

and reload your flow

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made you look

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Fun Fact

Mario galaxy 1 & 2 would be the only games where the characters cannot hear the in-game music.

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..scrappy doo?

Everyone has something referred to as “Narrative Potential Energy” the higher this value is, the more involved in a story you are. Protagonists have a high amount as they drive the story forward, and background characters have little. Somehow you have negative narrative potential.

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im gonna overflow that number into the positives m8 just watch

Everyone has something referred to as “Narrative Potential Energy” the higher this value is, the more involved in a story you are. Protagonists have a high amount as they drive the story forward, and background characters have little. Somehow you have negative narrative potential.

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thirty dollar website is the mario paint composer of the new generation

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this year's player voice awards is just weebs vs furrys lol

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wow

new posting gui

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae

aeiou

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what am i supposed to do on this website