smashingbaby
smashingbaby
international man of MYSTERY.
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an independent austin powers ♂ from the austin powers trilogy. written by casey. this blog is majorly under co.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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ooc ; hey, my loves ! as most of you know, i’ll be leaving tomorrow morning to the airport to fly over to austin, texas for RTX. i won’t be bringing my laptop, so any post i’ll be making will be via mobile, if i post anything at all. i have a queue set up for all 3 of my accounts that includes starters (p.s., i have deleted my starter calls), replies, self promos, and etc. i will be on dis.cord and sk.ype, so message me if you’d like those users.
have a wonderful weekend ! ‘cause i know i will !
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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ooc ; like this for a starter based of canon dialogue !
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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southernhospitalitymyass.
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“History is always a mystery. You can’t blame a girl for being curious, can you, pretty boy? What was it like?”
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    ‘   hah, - yeah, baby ! can’t tell ya, i’ve did research - but, the 60′s ? it was SMASHING, baby. yeah ! mindless sex with many, many anonymous partners and drugs, - real swingin’, baby.  ’
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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      ‘     Well I wanna toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it ?   ’ 
@rickityrrekt, ♥.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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    ‘     The 70s and the 80s ? You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.  ’
@southernhospitalitymyass, ♥.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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    ‘    Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him ! I didn't see that one coming.   ’
@finalgore, ♥.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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‘    That’s Dr. Evil’s cat !  I never forget a pussy, -- cat.  ’
@spiralsecondary, ♥.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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     ‘   Smashing, baby ! When this ship comes a' rockin', don't come a' knockin', baby !   ’
@neverfollowing, ♥.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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does he make you HORNY, baby ? does he make you RANDY ? then, this sorta thing is your bag, baby  ! back from the swingin’ 60′s, a cryogenically, british intelligence spy, - claimed: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, unfreezes into the modern day to defeat his arch nemesis, twin brother, DR. EVIL.  ♂  smashing, baby, yeah !
                                   @smashingbaby​, written by casey.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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    ‘  That really hurt ! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot ! Who throws a shoe ? Honestly !  ’
@lossantosfakes, ♥.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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   ‘   Are you kidding, baby ? I put the "grrrr" in swinger, baby ! Yeah !   ’
@fakesqueen, ♥.
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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akillean. 
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              ❝ — my middle name is cassia, if that’s the discussion we’re having. it means cinnamon. ❞
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      ‘   groovy, baby, yeah ! what’s a smashin’ specimen, such as yourself, doing in LONDON ?   ’
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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ooc ; like this for a starter based of canon dialogue !
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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    ‘   Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.   ’
@akillean, ♥
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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ooc ; like this for a starter based of canon dialogue !
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smashingbaby · 8 years ago
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does he make you HORNY, baby ? does he make you RANDY ? then, this sorta thing is your bag, baby  ! back from the swingin’ 60′s, a cryogenically, british intelligence spy, - claimed: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, unfreezes into the modern day to defeat his arch nemesis, twin brother, DR. EVIL.  ♂  smashing, baby, yeah !
                                   @smashingbaby​, written by casey.
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