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I don't drink dr pepper ):

not yet. but don't worry, in the meantime, we at yahoo inc.* are working hard to get me in your other beverages!

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Kimi Antonelli getting his first pole and breaking the youngest pole sitter record by 2 years and then GETTING THE HELMET STUCK ON HIS HEAD AS DRIVERS COME YO CONGRATULATE HIM AND HE ASKS THE PIRELLI GUY FOR HELP 😭😭😭

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penske indycar: podium top 5 top 10

penske nascar: malevolence tortured dnf

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@sleepyninja

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*Mr. Beast voice* Now that I’ve reached THREE THOUSAND followers I will pick TWELVE of my followers to FIGHT to the DEATH in the HUNGER GAMES the winner will get to live in a MANSION where I will RELEASE THREE THOUSAND WASPS EVERY MONTH

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reblog to let your mutuals know youre their EVIL mutual and you have EVIL in store for them

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john green did the voiceover for an indy promo video i'm ascending my worlds are colliding

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

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What always sends me these days about "The Two Towers" is the lightning-fast transition from:

"Yes, friends of the Fellowship, I have returned from beyond the veil of death and elevated into a newer, more powerful self. Like Saruman, but as he should be. Noble and aloof from petty concerns"

To:

"Ah it's my horse, the Best Horse who is the King of Horses. Look him in the eye. Can you name a sexier horse? You're lying, you can't. Kiss the horse, Aragorn. KISS HIM"

In reference to my contribution to the Shadowfax horse king administrative duties viral post

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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

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happy anniversary of georgina falling to all who may celebrate

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what have i done

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Pro tip! If you're choking on an ice-cube, just drink boiling water to melt it!

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Why is the anti-choice crowd so obsessed with fetal materials being used in medical research and vaccine development? Henrietta Lacks? They DGAF about her. Two therapeutic abortions performed in the 1960s and 1970s? Obviously proof there is some huge crooked scientific conspiracy to harvest aborted fetuses for evillll purposes.