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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board
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The most important rule when it comes to survival is that the human body can go days without food or water but the second that you run out of soda you're fucked.
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i just think they'd be friends in a magical girl show
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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This one goes out to that $300 shiny bubble mew card i'll never have
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gay who from whoville seeing you in a skimpy christmas outfit: its literally giving dahoo dorays
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she rabbit kicked him off the ledge, then smacked him till he fell
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she and her ass have discovered each other for the first time
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